Do carrots get angry?

Answer 1

Furious.
The fields of farms across the world are littered with the mangled corpses of bunnies, slain by irate carrots.
And don't even look cross-eyed at potatoes!

Answer 2

I heard a rebroadcast of an old radio show X Minus Zero. It was probably from the 1950s. Men land on the planet Venus and find there is intellegent plant life. The hero falls in love with a carrot. It doesn't work out when the plants find out what people eat.

Answer 3

yes, i was watching the news last week, and there was this huge report about this carrot farmer that was brutally mauled as he was driving a load of carrots to the county market. police are still not sure who or what attacked the farmer, but when he came to, all the carrots were gone and he had mysterious carrot shaped scratches all over, and there thousands of little tiny wholes fleeing the scene.

beware of the carrots!!!!

Answer 4

As a rule, carrots are very mellow vegetables. Now Onions, on the other hand... I could tell you stories about onions that would make you cry!

Answer 5

Only when they are really provoked.
They get pretty mad when people display the deformed members of their community in 'the most obscene vegetable' competititions
I mean It's not acceptable for us for us , so why carrots?

Answer 6

well, all of the matter and consciousness in the universe are one, so if you get angry, so does the carrot (and vice versa...be the carrot)

Answer 7

Carrot top does.

Answer 8

you don't mean plants literally, do you?

Carrots are plants. Only animals can be capable of being angry.

Answer 9

Yes, until you make carrot cake-then they are happy.

Answer 10

No, but carrot-tops do. Especially when you call them that.