2006-08-05 06:44:19 · 10 answers · asked by daveheez 3 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
i am a nurse in accident and emergency, we had a call come through from the ambulance to say they we're bringing in a male and a female from the same address, one had a severed penis the other head injuries, we we're all in resus waiting for them to arrive thinking how can this happen, when the ambulance arrived it turned out, the woman was giving the man a ********, when she had a fit and bit on his penis and her jaw locked, he couldn't get her off so he grabbed a bedside lamp and hit her around the head with it, the mans penis was so bad he had to be airlifted to a specialised plastic surgery hospital in Southampton
2006-08-05 07:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by nursej 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was trying to close a door at work to stop some rather important visitors that were in the unit from seeing us in the staff room, I rushed across the room, tripped over the coffee table and fell out of the door into the passage at their feet.
Boy, was that embarassing.
2006-08-05 06:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by peewit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was getting home from work. i have to wait a long time for the bus. then after a few minutes a car hit the bus so i have to transfer to another bus. the next bus i rode had engine trouble and had to transfer again to another bus. why does it have to happen on a hard day when i was really tired and hungry?
2006-08-05 16:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by candice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell out of the fire exit of a moving bus! I leant against the door to let an old lady have my seat. Last time I do that!!
2006-08-05 06:54:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ah! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met my boyfriend by accident and he has been a freak ever since ha ha ha
2006-08-05 12:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by DONNAIS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a former EMT someone got their Big Toe stuck in the faucet of the tub. We had to call fire dept to help...LOL
2006-08-05 06:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by majesticwife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister ran into a miget in a grocery store parking lot. He yelled at her and called her a "B*tch!" She replied that she was sorry and said, this wouldn't have happened if he would have grown up.
2006-08-05 06:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by pickle head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
came off motorbike @140 mph died twice on the road side, they had to get me back with paddles. spent 7 months in hospital... as you can see from this i have never been back on a bike.. push or motor..
2006-08-05 06:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being kicked by an evil horse when petting it.
2006-08-05 06:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had to stitch up a guy scrotum after a so say accident
2006-08-06 07:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by johnstrangey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋