I have a classic way.
One time, someone called me a jerk. Here's what I said back:
A jerk is a tug, and a tug is a boat, and a boat is wood, and wood is nature, and nature is beautiful. So, Thanks, I know I Am.
Does anyone have a way of doing that?
2006-08-05 06:35:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Usually I just smash the person's face against a brick wall until the insult comes out as a compliment (or I get bored).
2006-08-05 06:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I just look at him and ask if that is the best he can do. I have been insulted by the best (my family) and most people's insults can't even touch that, so it means nothing to me... The people who insult you do it to get a response, so if you don't give it to them, they feel disappointed.
Of course, if I am in the mood, I'll sling one back, and I never lose battles of wits...
2006-08-05 15:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by merigold00 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an unbeliever, I get a lot of insults in that sense. People think they're insulting me with words referring to my lack of belief. But I tell them that's not the case, and that I'm flattered to be acknowledged in my condition.
2006-08-05 16:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do ok with it it really depends on the insult.Last time I was called a cracker I asked the guy if he had any soup.
2006-08-05 13:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it never happen to me,but if someone insult me i would put the stamp of my foot in his rear.Good for you if you express yourself that way.good luck:)
2006-08-05 14:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by none 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm rubber your glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
Sorry, I couldnt resist.
2006-08-05 13:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by CMSgt342 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'he is an expert' x is the unknown quantity and spert is a drip under pressure
2006-08-05 13:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by Consulate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I like your style of thinking.
2006-08-05 14:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just keep on smiling and staring, and that person starts thinking that something's wrong with him/her, and gets confused
2006-08-09 09:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know... try this one...
say if someone calls you a prick or a whore?
2006-08-05 13:52:49 · answer #10 · answered by zrose86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋