Two cows in a field one says arent you scared of mad cow disease no said the other im alright im a horse
2006-08-05 06:23:46 · 8 answers · asked by ALAN B 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have
passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass
it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready"
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the
words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister manager, I am ready"
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,
and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call
center for computer problems.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
2006-08-05 06:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice 1
2006-08-05 06:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by fez0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! You reminded me of my son's joke (He was 7 at the time) bless his little cotton socks! It was about a veal ran to a cow, holding a rubber glove in his mouth? Shouted "Mummy mummy i just found your bra"
2006-08-05 06:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one I have heard today!
2006-08-05 06:28:36 · answer #4 · answered by A G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-08-05 06:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by Bob The Builder 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody Hell Alan you letting yerself down now lad.... that one is ANCIENT!!
2006-08-05 06:29:00 · answer #6 · answered by sloppy chops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny, good joke
2006-08-05 06:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by Gail G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no tooo bad!
2006-08-05 06:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by grandad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋