Can You describe a simple thing, as technically as you can?

Question

This should be fun for you guys... i can't wait!

Peace!

Answer 1

INSTRUCTIONS TO GO UPSTAIRS.

a) Make sure you are not already upstairs. Otherwise, it would really be useless for you to try to follow each of the following steps. Also make sure there is an upstairs wherever you are. It might be a good think to ask this to the house owner, first, although this will cause the inconvenience of having to explain why you want to go upstairs after all.

b) Stand in front of a structure made of solid material with different levels each of them lower than the next, and whose heights are separated by equal intervals of space. From now on, this structure is to be called "stairs".

c) Raise one of your lower extremities to a height lightly superior to that of the first level (from now on, to be called "step", not to be confused with the steps you have to follow to go upstairs).

d) Move your aforesaid lower extremity (from now on called "foot") so that is is placed over the "step".

e) Then lower the "foot" as far as (but not any farther than) the surface of the step.

f) Now, focus on your other lower extremity or foot, and repeat the procedure detailed in the steps (c), (d) and (e). Notice we are talking now about steps to go upstairs, not the different levels of the stairs. Make sure that your other "foot" rests still on the step where it was placed.

g) Do this procedure (as described in (c), (d) and (e)) with each foot alternatively until you have run out of steps.

h) Now you are upstairs.

Coming next: how to go upstairs using a lift (a.k.a. an elevator).

Answer 2

I pondered this question for an inordinate amount of time - thousand, even millions of nanoseconds - while beneath my the centrifugal force generated by the rotation of the Earth held me firmly to the Naugahyde covering surface on my quad-legged posterior restrainment device. As my metacarpal extremities reached for the hand-help, portable transcription unit to elucidate possible responses to this cogent question, I utilized my ocular sensing organisms to locate a thin, flat substance of cellulose fibers upon which to scribe my thoughts. I then transferred said thoughts to the data manipulation device via the QWERTY emulation data input device, where it was recorded and stored via hypertext markup language assimilation programs.

Translation: I thought about this for a few seconds while sitting at my computer, looked around for paper and pen, wrote an idea down and entered it onto my PC.

Answer 3

This one time I was gonna catch this fish, it was like really huge! I mean something like, a shark , but it was a fish. So, I went to get my fishing pole and then out of nowhere I saw this monster like a loch ness monster, do you remember that, sis. It was so big, and it came out of the lake and was growling and hissing at me... almost like that time that snake came up out of the water with it's head arched back and was going to bite me, but that guy came and hit it over the head with a club and ate it for dinner and then we all sat around and talked about how we had so much fun swimming in the lake and couldn't wait until next summer cause we we're gonna go hunting and camping and oh like that one time we went camping and mom told me to start the campfire... so I went to get some wood and I found that amazing rock so I sat there and looked up at the sky and fell asleep and then mom came and found me, and I got in trouble for being a procrastinator.

Whatever that is?!

Answer 4

Okay...lol..here it goes.I wake up in the morning,I think about going back to sleep or hitting snooze when the alarm goes off..Then I hit snooze.The alarm clock goes off again and I reach to turn it off. I fall out of bed.I thank God I took a shower last night.Slowly I reach for my pants(I hate underwear)pull them up my first leg then the next.Dam! I say out loud these are the tight ones.I finish pulling them all the way up.I lay across the bed and suck in my gut.Finally I get the zipper up and button them.I reach for my bra, I wrap it around me then I hook one and then the other.I slide the bra around and get the strap over one shoulder then the next.I "fix the ladies".Then I grab my shirt.I put one arm in then the next.I striation it out and look in the mirror.Yeah it will do.I AM DRESSED!!! LOL that was a good one!!!♥

Answer 5

A measuring instrument, used for the purpose of discerning a physical quantity, wherein the quantity is obtained by taking a linear displacement and comparing the said quantity to graduations, based on several standards of measurement, on said instrument.

- A ruler. LOL

Answer 6

003 ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING OCCUPATIONS
This group includes occupations concerned with the application of the laws of electrical energy and the principles of engineering for the generation, transmission, and use of electricity. Also includes the design and development of machinery and equipment for production and utilization of electric power. Accessory techniques needed are those used in mechanical and process engineering. Typical specializations are electrical power generation, transmission, and distribution, atomic power generation, electrical and electronic components, equipment, and systems manufacturing, radio and television broadcasting, telephone, telegraph, and electronic computer engineering, and bioengineering

Answer 7

A series of intense pleasurable muscular contractions eminating from the genital area.

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See if I described it well enough.

Answer 8

Well I got this whatjermacallit, and if you lift the doobryflip, a thingumigig falls out.

Answer 9

Well I was trained to neutralize enemy combatives on the air/land battlefield

Answer 10

I love to masticate gum.