What does it mean?

Question

Snoop Dog's ups and downs
What up motherfuckers? this is snoop dogg
Im trying to figure out how the ***** im gonna do y'all
Hanging with my homie from the turf, thats young q-ball
Giving me the word from the street, heres the scoop y'all
The n.iggaz from the eastsidaz split up (split up)
And one of 'em tried to ***** yo' s.hit up (what?)
Naw cuz, dont believe that, thats my n.igga for life
Im out with the b.ullshit, im in wuth the real s.hit
Im at the church doing work, spittin game from the pulpit
Now thats the bidness, and god is my witness
L-B-C-2-1-3 hell yeah, we in this
Its so relentless, and all my dogs up against the life sentence
I love y'all, like i love no ******, and thats real s.hit
Or some CRIP s.hit, homie dig this

Just tell me the slangs I can't understand please.

Answer 1

Turf means neighborhood.
L-B-C-2-1-3 <<< L-B stands for Long beach. 2-1-3 is the area code I guess
split up means their splitting up.
I'm out with the bullshit means he's done with the bullshit
Spittin Game means talkin real **** or flirtin with a girl
When he said his dogs are up for a life sentence he meant his friends are up for a life sentence in prison.

I love y'all, like i love no ******, and that's real s.hit
Or some CRIP s.hit, homie dig this

^^ This means he loves his friend more then any girl and its real like the crips.

Answer 2

Which terms don't you understand?

I choose not to listen to him anyways so I don't really care what he is talking about

Answer 3

Snoop Dogg was an idiot.

Hell if I ever listened to his dumb @$$.

Answer 4

I bet you'll understand this, U r 1 confused brother!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????????