O.K. I swear this really happened. My husband still ribbs me about it. My husband and I were shopping for thanksgiving dinner. I was in the freezer section looking for twice baked potatos and they were on the very bottom shelf. I had to bend all the way over and down so that I could pick the ones I wanted to get. All of a sudden I felt someone grab me between the legs and run their hand from front to back on my crotch. I jerked up and spun around because I thought it was my husband. DO YOU KNOW THAT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A WOMAN!!!! I was so shocked that I couldn't even speak. She was so embarrassed. The only thing she could say was "Oh! my God. I am so sorry. I thought you were someone else." she then ran off. The worst thing was that a crowded grocery store full of people SAW the entire thing. They were laughing so hard. Including my husband. I have never felt so violated or embarrassed in my entire life. I just wanted to crawl under a rock and die!!!
2006-08-05 05:20:13
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answered by ? 5
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Nothing really devastating. I had a pretty bad allergy season once. It was a hot day and when I walked into the supermarket, the a/c was so cold, I sneezed 17 times in a row. Customers were coming over and asking me if I was ok. It was pretty funny.
2006-08-05 11:44:39
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answered by loveblue 5
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I was about 13 or 14 and me and my mom were at this little grocery store shopping. I had a piece of gum in my mouth and wanted to spit it out, but didn't have anyplace to put it. I looked around to make sure no one was watching and I slipped it into a piece of paper and laid it on the shelf next to some canned goods. As i started to walk away one of the butchers came out of the back rooms and snatched it off the shelf. He had been watching me through a one way mirror that you find in the meat case. Oh my goodness i felt like an idiot. He rolled his eyes and gave me a really nasty look. I will never forget it and I have never done anything like that again.....lol.
2006-08-05 11:48:31
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answered by softlyinspired 5
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My husband used to embarrass me at K Mart.
When we were in line he turned around, squeezed my boobs and said real loud "BEEP BEEP".
Another time we were in line and I was in the front of the cart while he was at the back of it. When I pulled the cart forward, he lost his balance. In a loud voice he said "YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE. YOU JUST WANTED ME TO FALL DOWN SO YOU CAN KICK ME IN THE HEAD AGAIN". You should have seen all the dirty looks I got.
2006-08-05 12:32:27
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answered by Patty Pooh Pooh Pie 5
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Not seeing some poor guy crouched down on the bottom shelf of walmart and ramming him good knocking him over and having my kids laugh while I very red faced tried to aplogize over and over again ,he was just as embarassed as I was...
2006-08-05 11:44:20
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answered by stargazer 5
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When I was pregnant, I sneezed and peed myself a little.
2006-08-05 11:46:02
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answered by kindofkitty 6
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I farted and I was trying not to. Yea people heard it.
2006-08-05 11:43:26
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answered by Anonymous
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I have had none.
But how is embarrassing moments "Entertainment"?
2006-08-05 11:43:25
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answered by Anonymous
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my grandfather flirting with girls
2006-08-05 11:51:52
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answered by stylosamir 1
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