1- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
2- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
3- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
4- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
2006-08-05 04:19:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
lol funny
2006-08-05 04:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by michelle b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Entertaining.
2006-08-05 04:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by tinicum54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard #3 before. It's from "Jingo" by Terry Pratchett.
The others are funny also.
2006-08-05 04:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#4 is pretty good cause I use it constantly!
#1 and 2 are soooo TRUE
like them and my daughter read them and say AWESOMENESS
2006-08-05 04:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by Big-Sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont like the 1st three, but the last one's funny! : )
I like mine better.
2006-08-05 04:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good quotes.
2006-08-05 04:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by Japan_is_home 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last one is best :D
2006-08-05 04:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by Andy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny :) :)
2006-08-05 04:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋