cheer me up............?

Question

pleassssssssssseeeeeeeee

Answer 1

ok. I'll tell you what i did this morning. As i woke up, i fell out of bed onto the floor. I got up off the floor and walked into the bathroom. i brushed my teeth and toothpaste fell all over my top. I was wearing a black top aswell. I then walked out of the bathroom and into the wall next to the stairs. I stepped a step down on the stairs and collapsed so i slid down the stairs. I ended up at the bottom, walked into the door, fell flat on my face and rolled into the kitchen. In the kitchen i washed my hands with dish soap and after that i smelt like concentrated lemon. And up till now i've tried to get the smell off but it doesn't work.

Answer 2

Here's a story to cheer you up:

A little bird was once flying around, being happy and well, when suddenly a storm got on the way and this terrible thunder began and a lighting hit the little bird and it fell down hard. Wham!

So the bird ended up at the bottom of a river, rushed to the shore as best it could, and made it to land thinking that the end would be soon to come.

To make things worse, a cow that happened to be by the area, walked up to the little bird and it took a crap on the bird.

The little bird was all sad and crapped upon, but after a while, something very strange started to happen.

The crap was warm, and it kept the bird warm and protected from the rain and the weather. So after a couple of days of just being there, the little bird began to feel better. And before you know it, the little bird realized it could actually move. It made it. It didn't die. And so the bird stayed there and decided to take a couple more days to fully recover.

Bumming around in the middle of the pile of crap, the bird was so happy actually, that it started to sing.

This was a bad choice, however, because a fox that happened to be walking by heard the bird's singing, approached the little bird, and ate it.

What is the moral of the story?

1. Not everybody who takes a crap on you is necessarily your enemy.

2. Not everybody who takes you out of crap is necessarily your friend.

3. If you ever find yourself in a nice, quiet, comfortable spot where you're happy and warm....

Shut the hell up.

Answer 3

Once Upon a Merry-go-round

Once upon a merry-go-round
in a fairground far away
I spied a little butterfly
and watched it in its play

The little wings so pretty
flapped as if in flight
tiny little insect legs
were holding on so tight

Holding on to a horses mane
and riding hard and fast
and each and everytime around
I watched the insect pass

Then upon a closer inspection
I noticed something rather strange
The little butterfly was dressed
Like a cowboy riding on the range

Tiny boots with spurs that shone
and a tiny cowboy hat
And cowboy shirt and jeans
and even leather chaps

Amazed I stood and watched
this spectacle of delight
Until at last the butterfly
Took off in satin flight
copyright 2003 CRO

Answer 4

Cheer "YOU" up? Why is it just about YOU? What if some out here have had it far worse than YOU? Happiness is a state of mind,....It comes from within.. Either you choose to allow things effect your happiness or not....your choice.....your task. Or you can sit around and mope, and dwell on YOURSELF and your situation. If you want to cheer yourself up, try cheering someone else up! Remember...you have to GIVE...before you GET! Most people only want to get, without giving first...or at ALL! Try it.... it works!!!!!!

Answer 5

I just got this dog...she is a Mastiff / German Shepherd mix, 9 months old and HUGE. She is pushing 100 pounds already. Taking her for a walk was scary at first, I was worried that she was going to drag me down the road. No, she walks by my side very calm and polite, till she sees a rock....yeah a rock. Ever have a 100 pound dog try to crawl up onto your shoulders? I keep forgetting she is still a puppy and gets scared over silly things. So now I have to teach a dog not to fear rocks. Only I would get a pet that odd.

Answer 6

O gail! I'm so sorry you're down. If it can help ... I've just had a blazing row with my partner and he'll be back tonight so will probably carry on arguing? So see! Cheer up because he's coming home to me, complete with arguments and bad mood while he could be going to yours! Believe me this has to cheer you up LOL

Answer 7

Star fish and chocolate
Maple syrup and jam
butterscotch clouds
a tangerine and a side order of ham
and if you set your mind free baby
maybe you'd understand
starfish and coffee
maple syrup and ham ;)

Answer 8

I arrived at school at 4 o clock yesterday. Left at 11 o clock. I arrived at work at midnight. I'm still at work. I get off at noon. I'm beyond tired.

Answer 9

what colours are your room? does the red blanket really go with those blue walls? Why did she give you that lamp when it doesn't fit in with the scheme? And those curtains - yuk. %

Answer 10

Well.... I ate Mc D's went tanning and then got attacked by ten mongo flies in my tanning bed.....gross and weird but true!