Can be from any product
2006-08-05 02:28:52 · 19 answers · asked by running2adream 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
These are all so funny!! hard to choose!!
2006-08-05 12:19:42 · update #1
Government Warning: Smoking ios Dangerous to Your Health
Why? Because if it is really that dangerous then why doesn't the government ban smoking? Reason? The smoking industry contributes a good amount of tax money.
The label should go this way:
Government Notice: Smoke now for better government services and facilities... die later.
2006-08-05 02:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by vincentb88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid is as stupid does. I was in the kitchen once with a friend. I was taking the plastic wrap off a frozen pizza. I read the label that said something like "do not heat pizza with the plastic wrap on." I said "who'd be stupid enough to try that?" It got very quiet very fast. and this girl had a masters degree.
2006-08-05 04:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen lots, but I'm reminded of an S.O.P. at the Sheriff's Office I work at. It says..."Do not engage in any type of horseplay activity with a canine handler while he has his canine out of the cruiser or while he is conducting a search"
Maybe it's me, but common sense says to tackle your buddy when his police K9 is standing next to him. even worse, this S.O.P. was probably written because someone actually got bit being stupid.
Just proves cops are not intelligent.
2006-08-05 02:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by Colonel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On plastic bags -do not place on a babys head
On swimming floats- this is not a babysitting device-do not leave baby unattended
It's sad that stupid people cause companies to put labels on stuff that sound so dumb.
2006-08-05 02:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by messijessi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charcoal...
Do not light in the bed of a pickup truck.
the sad thing is someone had to do it in order for a warning label to occur.
2006-08-05 02:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by bklyngirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once saw a warning in a hotel in Madrid"Please do not steal the towels and soaps,it is an offense if you are the person who would not do this do not read this notice"
It was posted on every door in the room
also on an adults superman outfit"the wearer of this costume will not be able to fly!!!So please do not try"
2006-08-05 02:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was on the bottom of a box. "Warning: Do not turn product upside down to read lables." oops too late
2006-08-05 19:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by KiKi Jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's more of a Warning sign, it says:
CAUTION: This sign has sharp edges
do not touch the edges on this sign.
oh, and the bridge is out ahead.
2006-08-05 02:35:22 · answer #8 · answered by yoshie.yoshe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A ladder had a label on it saying to prop the ladder in horse s**t....
probably due to a lawsuit some idiot won!!!
2006-08-05 02:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by Rada S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The warnings on trampolines telling you not to land on your head or neck.... darn, that's what I really wanted to do!
2006-08-05 02:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋