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Has anyones man or husband farted when in bed with you and then pull the cover over your head when he does it? Why do men do this?

2006-08-05 01:40:05 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

28 answers

They do that because the the male part of them.
I ask my husband that question he stated it's the male,if a male didn't do it then they wouldn't be a man.Funny right?

2006-08-05 02:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0 2

That is just plain nasty! If women would walk through this world scratching their privates, spitting on sidewalks, picking their butts, picking their noses, belching, farting and bragging about the smell they left behind in the bathroom, leaving drawers on the floor with "skid marks" in them and socks that are so nasty, they could walk away by themselves, the birthrate would go into a nosedive! Then they have the nerve to wonder "why don't I turn her on anymore?"

2006-08-05 03:59:03 · answer #2 · answered by Enough 4 · 0 0

For the same reason that you don't run yourself out of the bathroom after Taco Bell for lunch. Everyone loves the smell of their own cookin'. It was most likely to share with you one of the simple joys of his life, but now you've made him feel self conscience and worthless, like he isn't good enough.

My advice, just take his paycheck and get pregnant. He'll be so devastated by your heartless comments on here that he'll just go numb. Won't need that paycheck, now will he?

And if he doesn't straighten up, tell him the baby isn't his either!

2006-08-05 01:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by Brandon 4 · 0 0

They think it's funny. My husband has enough respect for me not to pull the covers up, but he does fart in the car. :(

2006-08-05 01:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by Lady J 4 · 0 0

Still in Love with husband?

2016-08-07 13:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by Rickert 6 · 0 0

Has anyones Husband or Man done this and Why?

2014-12-19 01:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Because they are childish. Mine farted behind a fan once so it blew the stench right at the kids.
Some of them never grow out of the kindergarden potty mouth & humor.

2006-08-05 01:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by DrVodka 3 · 0 0

Because they LOVE to annoy the living hell out of others. Makes them feel powerful and popular. They never get over the pre-teen mental stage. It's males default behavior. And if they do, they become gay. So I rather put up with the kid in order to be noticed.

2006-08-05 01:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by M'lady 3 · 0 0

Couriosity. It is like taking a dump and then looking in the toilet to see the turd that we dropped. It is disgusting, but people want to see the things that come out of our body.

2006-08-05 01:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by eplayerj 3 · 0 0

No, not my man. But man does alot of gross things and that's one of the nastiest yet. It's their nature to do stuff like that, I dont know why the hell they grew up that way.

2006-08-05 01:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by o0_gandayan_0o 2 · 0 0

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