1- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
2- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
3- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
4- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
2006-08-05 00:23:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
lmao... true, true
2006-08-05 00:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Some are funny. I especially like numbers 1, 3 and 4!
Need some tweaking though.
2006-08-05 07:28:08 · answer #2 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the number 3 one was very funny
2006-08-05 07:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋