I fell in love with Wendy the retard from the Howard Stern. I think she is the most beautiful woman on this earth. I'm hoping to make sweet love to her someday. Does anyone know how I can get in touch with her to see if she wants to marry me? I know she would take care of me and the animals on the farm, if you know what I mean.
2006-08-05 00:11:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
if you marry her, i don't think your marriage will be valid coz the pre-requisite of marriage is that both parties must be in a sane mind to get into an agreement.
2006-08-05 01:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by arthurmljr 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well really, if we read between the lines, you are in LUST with her, lol. You say nothing of how she IS as a woman, but what you want from her.
Call the show repeatedly and express your desire for her until either she comes rushing into your arms, or the police show up with a warrant. Either way it's drama for everyone, so I'd have a contract for a reality show on your life running before the sh*t hits the fan (or the animals). That way, you get paid whatever happens, and the animals get fed, lol...
2006-08-05 07:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by fitpro11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to ask but why do u want to marry that soon, i mean take your time and spend some good times knowing her. by the way what do u mean by the animals
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2006-08-05 02:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Clark794 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u have feeling share with her she will help u out love can happen to everyone to anyone hope she understand ur feeling & share ur house along loking at ur farm
2006-08-05 00:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well am not sure sir...hahha i think u should take her outta ur mind cuz i dont think u can get in touch with her
2006-08-05 00:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by Shingal-soldier 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good luck
2006-08-05 00:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond Freak :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real?? Is this a joke??
2006-08-05 00:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by wittlewabbit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...yeah, in your dreams!
2006-08-05 01:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋