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to provide babys :)

2006-08-04 22:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by ian 2 · 0 0

And if men did the same, what would become of the women? The whole idea of homosexuality is ridiculous. If the mothers and fathers felt the same way that the "gays" and "lesbians" feel now, then they won't even be born!
Indeed, men and women were destined to be with each other. Otherwise, there will be no procreation. And things would have been worse in Japan and Singapore.

2006-08-04 23:04:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its a fact that man is not needed for creation now as we can be cloned, but what a sad life women would lead, with no men in this world, think about it ladies, all the women who say, they COULD, live without a man, have never loved, the best thing that can happen to a woman (or man) is the love of the opposite sex, bar NONE.

2006-08-07 23:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by amrhappy1 6 · 0 0

– John Hockenberry

PICK A FIELD THAT CAN'T BE VERIFIED. Try something like string theory or God’s will: “I speak to God. I’m sorry that you can’t also.” Security experts are in this category: They have security clearances, we don’t. We can’t question the expertise of the NSA because we are not in the NSA.

CHOOSE A SUBJECT THAT'S ACTUALLY SECRET. Dan Brown invented a secret subject for The Da Vinci Code, so now he is forever an expert on this secret subject that no one can challenge. Anybody who attacks the secret subject is, by definition, part of the cabal.

GET YOUR OWN ENTRY IN AN ENCYCLOPEDIA. In the media age, everybody was famous for 15 minutes. In the Wikipedia age, everybody can be an expert in five minutes. Special bonus: You can edit your own entry to make yourself seem even smarter.

USE THE WORD ZEITGEIST AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. Ideally, you want to find words that sound familiar but people don’t really know their definitions: zeitgeist, bildungsroman, doppelgänger – better yet, anything Latin. But avoid paradigm. It’s so 1994. If you say the word paradigm, everybody knows you’re a poser.

BE SURE TO USE LOTS OF ABBREVIATIONS AND ACRONYMS. Someone who says the words operations security may be educated, but the person who uses the military abbreviation Opsec is clearly an expert. If I use the term Gitmo, that means I’ve actually been there. If you say, “We’re going to Defcon 1,” it means you probably have the launch codes. Real experts don’t have time for extra syllables.

SPEAK FROM THE BALLS, NOT FROM THE DIAPHRAGM. In the expert game, you’ve got to have sack. That means speaking with confidence. In America, you’ve got to steer clear of nuance and ambivalence – and don’t even contemplate doubt.

DON'T BE AFRAID TO MAKE THINGS UP. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up all the time. They’re qualified to.

DON'T LIMIT YOURSELF TO CURRENT KNOWLEDGE. If you worry too much about being up-to-date, you miss out on vast territories of obsolete knowledge just waiting to be reclaimed. Think of leech-craft and all the lonely experts in the use of the little creatures, which are now experiencing a renaissance in health care.

GET AN HONORARY PHD. They work wonders. I have a doctorate in fine arts from Knox College in Illinois. All I did was give a speech, and now everybody has to call me Dr. Colbert.

MAKE A HABIT OF NAME-DROPPING. Say things like “I was talking to John Hockenberry yesterday for my story in Wired. Have you seen my cover?” I plan to use this issue of Wired to assert that I now know everything about wires.

BE FAMOUS. IT HELPS.

2006-08-04 23:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by scott h 1 · 0 0

Sperm. We only need a few men for that. There'll be a bank with DNA and genetic choices available. It is the next logical step in evolution and men are becoming obsolete.
We will keep a few cute boys around to play with, but nobody needs a grumpy adult man around anymore.
Haven't you ever listened to "Sisters are Doing it for Themselves?" Annie was spot on!
Most of my closest female friends are single mums. It is really hard for them, but having the father around was "Like having two wailing and needy kids, instead of just one." And a really tireing one at that.
Boys are great. Men, well they never cease to disappoint, do they?
Females are tougher; less needy and less greedy; develop faster; learn quicker. But can not reproduce by themselves.
Serves the men right - from common grumpy old git husband to President George Bush ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

2006-08-08 04:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by kiteeze 5 · 0 1

Because not all women WANT to marry another woman.

2006-08-04 23:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 0 0

This is not a general statement from the women , its a individual liking only .

2006-08-04 23:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by your noon 5 · 0 0

Not every woman wants to marry another woman. Some of us actually prefer to marry men. In fact, most of us! So please live otherwise we'll be heartbroken.

2006-08-04 23:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by True Blue Brit 7 · 0 0

Isn't it the same in reverse? Men also can marry these days!

2006-08-04 23:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by Fluke 5 · 0 0

To continue the Human existence, we need them for that!

2006-08-04 23:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Emma 4 · 0 0

Well not all believe that, sorry to say but I find them crazy

2006-08-07 05:00:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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