2006-08-04 22:45:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I like reading, and prefers reading books. So, even on my way back home I read books.
recently read Running from safety by Richard Bach
now reading
Messages from the Masters by Dr. Brian Weiss
Plan to read
Old path white clouds
and
Illusions.
Well, if I am very very tired then I just go to sleep.
And I know how good and refreshing a sleep after a very tough schedule.
2006-08-04 22:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by pravin K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to poop.
Curse George Bush for making this Country into a third-world nation where nearly all Americans barely survive so that a few thousand Sh!twads can own the whole damned Country.
Try to poop again.
Make myself a cup of instant coffee so I have the energy to make real coffee so I have the energy to take a shower because I'm too damned tired to cook supper or do dishes and I don't want to look or smell like a slob.
Try not to poop again, at least until after supper.
Drive home and eat my Dollar Value Menu item of the day.
See what's not worth watching across 356 TV channels.
Get on the computer to see how many other people are p!ssed off, and if they're not, try to figure out what medication they're on or if they have any brain cells left or if they had any to start with.
This last venture is not exactly like searching for the Holy Grail.
It's more like the Jerry Springer show has suddenly been turned loose with their very first typewriters.
Read a rant from somebody who sounds like a word processor from Hell and I realize it's one of my own answers. Oops.
Poops. Finally.
Write eighteen answers to likable people I try my best to help or cheer up.
Write seven answers to cretins I want to f#ck up worse than they already are, which is seriously f#cked up if you still believe George Bush is Santa Claus at this late date. If there is anything at all to Natural Selection, none of these turd-rollers should be capable of operating a spoon or a can opener. I wonder how they've survived this long in a vacuum without ever once taking a deep breath. Or one breath, any variety, through their nose.
Count the total amount of teeth on the Jerry Springer show. If it's more than fifteen, I switch over to C-Span and watch the real idiots.
Poop and go to bed, hopefully in that order.
Fall asleep praying for George Bush. I pray that evolution may one day work for him, too, that he will no longer be a Chimp. I pray that some fine day, he will suddenly realize what a Fossil is, and that it was not put here by Satan to confuse us, that he has no need to fear it. I pray that on that day, there is a chance that he may accidentally do something right, any small thing, even if it's something that only he is aware of, something that gets him started on the right track, such as relieving the common people of something besides their money. Relieving us of a terrible burden, such as himself.
And then I like to fall asleep without worrying for an hour straight, or all night until I have to get up and work another long, hard day and do this all over again.
2006-08-05 06:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit out on my patio with my honey at that magic hour just before the sun begins to set, sip a really nice wine and enjoy the moment.
2006-08-05 05:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by landerscott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a saying: "the only thing worse than a tax and spend Democrat is a borrow and spend Republican!"
You'll need to work a lot longer to pay your taxes buddy.
2006-08-05 05:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by Tristan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calculate how many extra years Bush is going to make me work before I retire.
2006-08-05 05:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am retired now, but there is still nothing that beats a good Scotch whisky with ice as a relaxant.
2006-08-05 05:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by Scabius Fretful 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i used to come home from workin in the oil field, i would strip at the door, walk to the kitchen and graba cold *** coors light then go shower get the dirt of me and then plug the tub and relax with the rest of my beer...........so my answer is drink beer in the bubble bath
lol
2006-08-05 05:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by juicy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sitting on the porch step-coffee with a little irish mist in it-kick back-smoke a fat one-relax-and turn to the one next to me and say-lol-not now luv-enjoy the day old hippie here
2006-08-05 06:07:38 · answer #8 · answered by bergice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sit on the back patio with a mixed drink and a fine cigar.
2006-08-05 05:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by recondragon392 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on the couch and not talk to anyone for awhile.
2006-08-05 05:48:54 · answer #10 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋