Everyone laughs at me just because I'm a penguin. I can't help it, that's just the way I am.
When people laugh at me because of my heritage it really hurts my feelings. And when my feelings get hurt I tend to go berserk with weapons of mass destruction.
Beleive me, When I'm the supreme overlord of Earth I'm going to make your lives miserable. Every one of you who's laughed at me for being a penguin, I'm going to put you in a stone cell and force you to listen to my band 24/7. I'm pretty sure that'll be torture, I'm a penguin and so are the other members of my band so we don't have opposable thumbs and our music shows it.
2006-08-04 22:17:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Pratik, you will have the privilge of witnessing your daughter's marrige to me before I slowly rip out your intestins.
2006-08-04 22:24:20 · update #1
well some penguins are cute. but the ones that are trying to take over the world. ummm not so sure of. but i ain't racist against penguins. oh maybe you are the one thats racist. yep you're racist against humans. LOL!
2006-08-05 15:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be silly. Penguins are very fashionable these days. Look at the recent movies that have made you guys into stars. Don't worry about the opposable thumb problem; many so-called musicians these days sound like they don't have them, either! And they probably also have significantly less intelligence than a penguin, judging from the way they sound.
2006-08-05 05:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who Know's Im An Alien I Get Laughed At 24/7 Too
But I LOVE PENGUINS
2006-08-05 05:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by alyssa! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On ya Pengy!! I agree with you, I'm a Wombat and find that I have the same problems, but you got one thing wrong! I am going to be the Supreme Ruler of Earth not you, but u can if u like be my number 1. May the force be with u, Live long and prosper, Wombats and Penguins rule........
2006-08-05 05:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by yahwhoon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate penguins. They're breathing the humans' air!! Stupid penguins, they should be back in slavery where they belong. If you're a penguin and reading this, don't come to my restaurant because I don't serve your kind. Waddling around like you own the place and swimming around in ice-cold water....next thing you know, my daughter will want to marry one of you! Disgusting...
2006-08-05 05:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-08-05 05:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I don't know whether to be happy or sad... I didn't know Penguins had the same issues and problems that we Leemurs have.
2006-08-05 05:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by MARIA K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's not racist. I love to cuddle a penguin but I would not 'bed' one. I have preferences.
2006-08-05 05:20:31 · answer #8 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PENGUIN POWER!! Down with the Man!
2006-08-12 10:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
penguin! tastes like chicken! 2 points!
2006-08-11 23:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋