2006-08-04 19:07:42 · 26 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In an elevator, in the meat section of the grocery store, on a crowded bus, in a classroom, in a classroom during an exam, in a meeting, in the dentist's chair, in the lineup at the checkout at Walmart at Christmas time, in bed while my cat is under the covers as payback for the times he farted in my bed with his butt in my face... Need I go on. If they weren't for sharing they wouldn't just drop out on their own now would they.
2006-08-04 19:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Sky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Round these parts we have a 'ranking' system..
scale is on 1-5 with 5 bein the best
Tone Quality - the lovliest of sounds
zero to 60 - the speed at which a fart travels
Dispersion - The distance a fart travels
Stench - ah, the smell
Endurance - how long it manages to hang around
25 is a perfect score
*BTW - never rate a 25 cuz ya never know!!!!!!
yahoooooooooooooooo
2006-08-05 02:11:44 · answer #2 · answered by -:¦:-SKY-:¦:- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that, but once at work (and I worked next to a balcony, so I could step outside if need be) I thought it was a little one, and this basically green cloud came out and creeped over the wall of my cubicle, people started complaining soon. One guy said "I know what that is, it smells like a baby's diaper". I just kept quiet and never mentioned.it.
2006-08-05 02:13:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't in an elevator but I have farted in my sister's bedroom, then ran out closing the door behind me. It was also really hot in her room so it was like a fart smelling sauna!
2006-08-05 02:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by tanny_banany2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but i have selected all 39 floors and walked off just as a crowd of people came in.
2006-08-05 02:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by spikes g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked at a department store where I intentionally gassed a customer I was guiding around.
2006-08-05 02:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by John Blix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but others did that.
2006-08-05 04:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by Stewie Griffin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I a least try to wait. Don't want to stifle everybody. Could blow the elevator up.
Cruelty to human beings. Nasty, nasty.
2006-08-05 02:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by luv2so2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plenty of times, I also fart in the grocery store, and if someone is near, I point to my dad and say "he did it ma'am" (hey, he blames it on me in the stores, when he does it)
2006-08-05 02:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but that would be funny! I'm gonna have to eat some beans and go for a ride!
2006-08-05 02:12:30 · answer #10 · answered by just me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋