2006-08-04 17:39:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
"Uh, Mr President, Don Rumsfeld here. We have an intelligence briefing at oh-nine-hundred to figure out what we're going to say about all the collateral damage in Iraq again overnight and yesterday. And also, your DragonBallz coloring books just arrived here by military courier. Will you be needing more crayons? Will you please try not to eat them again, sir? And don't worry too much about the evolution thing. I'm sure it will hit you, too, someday. You probably won't stay a chimp forever."
2006-08-04 18:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
"Sucker!"
"If a deer ran through the forest for three days west, and a bear runs for two and a half days south, how far apart will they be?"
"Ya know, if ya sort of muscle your way past the gag reflex, all kinds of food possibilities open up!" (Ratatouille, Summer '07)
2006-08-05 00:59:26 · answer #2 · answered by matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What time's the bar open?
Paper or plastic?
I didn't get your name - can you spell that?
Tell me that's not your sister.
2006-08-05 00:43:44 · answer #3 · answered by badbear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Dude, like 2 words bro: plastic surgery....that forehead is just UGLY!"
2006-08-05 00:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by Viola Dragon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're outta here!
2006-08-05 00:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by Carmella R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You gonna eat that? Here, have fire."
2006-08-05 00:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for your help, we'll take it from here.
2006-08-05 15:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by Aurthor D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It sucks to be you!"
2006-08-05 03:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋