STOP: DO NOT READ ON UNTIL YOU COMPLETE THE INSTRUCTIONS!!!!
List a 1job/profession 2 verb ending with "ing" 3 an animal 4 a thing 5 an adjective-a word that describes a noun 6 something you shout
Plug your answers into the story
Once there was a _1_ who was so bored that he/she started _2_. All of a sudden in the middle of _2_, a big _3_ jumped out and the _1_ shouted _6_. It scared the _1_ so much that he/she dropped their _4_. But she/he didn't care because it was _5_ anyway.
2006-08-04 17:23:18 · 4 answers · asked by hambone1985 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay, I wrote the words down on a piece of paper before reading your story so that it would be like a real Mad Lib. So, here is how it turned out...
Once there was a FARMER who was so bored that he started DANCING. All of a sudden in the middle of DANCING, a big HIPPOPOTAMUS jumped out and the FARMER shouted WHASSUP!?! It scared the FARMER so much that he dropped his HAM SANDWICH. But he didn't care, because it was UGLY anyway.
2006-08-04 17:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by jobug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.as* hole 1.bastard 1.Boy
2.fu*k 2.daydream 2.drawing
3.no where 3.no where 3...........
4.fat lier 4.snake 5.monkey
5.no where 5.the bush 5.his bag
6.Rape 6.AH 6.My bag
7.people 7. other bastards 7.others boys n gals
8.pants 8.teeth 8.banana
9.full of holes 9.it was poisonious 9.half was already eaten
2006-08-05 00:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a GRAVE DIGGER who was so bored that he/she started SCRATCHING. All of a sudden in the middle of PAIL, a big OPPOSUM jumped out and the GRAVE DIGGER shouted "F*CK!". It scared the GRAVE DIGGER so much that he/she dropped his/her BALLS. But she/he didn't care because it was **** anyway.
2006-08-05 00:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mad Libs ROCK!!! LOL!!!
Might be more fun to just ask for the word parts, w/ out giving away the story, though.
More fun when it's just spontaneous answers. Then you could post the funniest answers w/ the whole story when you get a "best answer".
I tried filling in the answers, but kept looking @ the story part. Trying to make it funny just doesn't work as well as having it be funny or ridiculous by accident!
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jobug, that's funny!! :-) :-)
2006-08-05 00:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋