It is better then popping.
A fart is a breeze that give the stomach ease,
lifts up the blankets, and suffocates the fleas
2006-08-04 17:00:12
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answer #1
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answered by cgandboys 2
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It feels as good as a good dump, without having to take my shorts off.
I don't have a sense of smell, so I've perfected the ability to control the volume - silent for discretion, loud for entertainment value.
If I have an opportunity to show contempt for someone else's comment by letting a good one rip, I won't pass it up. People are very impressed with your debating skills when you can pull this off well. Count on having the last word.
2006-08-05 00:00:55
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answered by © 2007. Sammy Z. 6
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It gives some people the chance to display some Victorian primness. The farter denounces his fart by declaring it "disgusting" and assures everyone that he is among the foremost of those who are offended by it.
2006-08-05 00:01:41
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answer #3
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answered by David S 5
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I don't enjoy it and always use my manners and leave the room. MY GRANDSONS,AGES 8,8 1/2, &9 1/2 LOVE TO AND ALWAYS DO IT WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER! I couldn't stand the smell in their bdrm the other day when I went in to see what they were doing and laughing so hard about!GROSS! MY CAT WOULDN'T GO IN THERE!!!
2006-08-05 00:04:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Uh.. well it's not something I seek out to do. But it can be enjoyable if my belly is bloated and painful. Then when I fart, I feel better.
2006-08-04 23:57:48
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answered by summer_ella_06 2
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I like to imagine I am being blown into space with the powerr of my on methane
2006-08-04 23:58:36
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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it can be a relief, its a natural process, and can repel your teacher in the middle of an very difficult exam so you can copy the nerd besides you... true story
2006-08-04 23:58:53
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answered by Anonymous
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This is an easy one, a) It makes you feel better and b) It is the funniest thing ever.
2006-08-04 23:58:02
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answer #8
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answered by vuevecliquot13 1
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I'm freeing the demons inside me.
2006-08-04 23:58:22
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answered by Mr. Sly 4
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because it releases all of the bad gas in your stomach and can leave you at peace to get through the day.
2006-08-04 23:58:04
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answered by Anonymous
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