Who's the wierdest person you've ever had to work with, customers count too. I'm collecting stories,

Answer 1

MAN I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF THEM AND AS I'M TYPING THIS I'M BLANK ON THE REALLY GOOD ONES, I AM A MANAGER AT A CHECK CASHING/LOAN PLACE..........
1--I'VE GOT THIS CUSTOMER WHO I SWEAR IS O.C.D. SHE COMES IN ALL THE TIME AND BUYS MONEY ORDERS, COUNTS HER MONEY OUTLOUD $100 BILL BY BILL AND LAUGHS HISTERICALLY WHILE DOING IT--IT'S INSANE!!
2--I HAD AN EMPLOYEE THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT INTO WITCH CRAFT AND THIS ONE TIME ONE OF OUR SHELVES FELL DOWN AND ALL THE FILES FELL OUT OF IT, AND SHE WAS LIKE "OH MY GOD--I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT HAPPENING" IT WAS CREEPY.
3--I WORK WITH THIS LADY NOW, SHE'S HILARIOUS, SHE CAN NOT MULTITASK TO SAVE HER LIFE, SHE WILL BE WAITING ON A CUSTOMER AND THE PHONE WILL BE RINGING AND SHE WILL NOT MOVE TO GET IT, I SWEAR A TORNADO COULD BE BLOWING OVER AND SHE WOULD STILL BE FINISHING CASHING THAT CHECK, AND WHEN I YELL TO HER TO ANSWER THE PHONE SHE CAN NEVER FIGURE OUT WHICH LINE OR HOW TO ANSWER IT--THERE'S ONLY 2 PHONE LINES--WE JUST SIT AND LAUGH.
4--I HAVE THIS OTHER CUSTOMER THAT NEVER SHUTS UP, HE GETS LOANS AND WHILE WAITING ON HIM HE TALKS TO EVERYONE ABOUT HIS WAY TO PERSONAL BUSINESS, HOW HIS WIFE LEFT HIM FOR ANOTHER WOMAN, HOW HIS KIDS ARE ON DRUGS, ABOUT HIS DISABILITIES, MY OTHER CUSTOMERS JUST LOOK AT HIM LIKE HE'S CRAZY--TOTAL JERRY SPRINGER, LIKE HE'S HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS OR SOMETHING.
5--WE GOT THIS MANAGER AT ANOTHER STORE OF OURS AND HE MOANS WHILE HE TALKS LIKE"MMMMM HOW IS EVERYONE MMMMM?" LIKE A SLOW SNAIL OR SOMETHING IT'S WIERD, HE DOES THIS WITH CUSTOMERS, BOSSES, EVERYONE, AND EVERYONE JUST IS LIKE"OKAY WHATEVER".
6--THIS ONE TIME I HAD THIS GUY CUSTOMER COMING IN TO WIRE MONEY AND I GUESS HE LIKED ME CUZ I'D CATCH HIM STARING AND SMILING, THIS ONE TIME I CAUGHT HIM STARING AT ME--DO YOU KNOW HE DROOLED--FOR REAL DROOLED--CRAZY!
I COULD GO ON AND ON AND PROBALY AFTER I STOP TYPING THIS I'LL THINK OF EVEN WORSE STORIES, I'VE BEEN IN THIS FIELD FOR 10 YEARS SO I COULD WRITE A BOOK, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED EMAIL ME AND I'LL BE THINKING OF MORE AND BETTER ONES.

Answer 2

I had to work with a federal agent once, when the area of the case I was working on went outside the state lines, but was related to another. I'm not sure if she was a rookie, but I distinctly remember her following me around the whole time, and asking me all of the questions. Not that it wasn't flattering, but she should have been questioning the captain. She seriously made a face when we were examining a crime scene and there was a body present, and the person had been suffocated with a pillow, fully clothed. In the ME's office, she refused to hand the ME a sanitized scalpel, which hadn't even been used yet, and she was wearing gloves. She said that it was because, "It had touched dead things."

Answer 3

Right now I am working with this one 'girl' who I refer to as a ******* bearded cow! She is one of those really stupid people who doesn't realize that she is stupid, therefore, when whatever you are saying doesn't make sense to her, she assumes you are stupid! Famous quotes...
" I know what's going on! I don't need you to tell me what to do!"
"I don't know how you do math, but I got another answer!"
"I just wanted to mention that so you know that you made a mistake!"
"When can I get a manager's code, so I don't have to waste my time waiting for a manager when I make a mistake!"

I'm the manager and she has been working for about 2 months at our location.
I knew I wouldn't like her shortly after she started. She was bending over to do something and her fat *** was sticking out of the back of her pants and I really did not want to know the colour of her thong, or that she was even wearing one for that matter! I almost throw up when I think about it!
She really does have a beard and I have no idea why she doesn't shave it everyday!

This may not make complete sense without all the details, but believe me, I am fully justified in calling her a stupid, fat, ugly, bearded, ******* cow! I would prefer to use the other "C" word, which I really don't like to use, but if it was censored, the point would be totally lost! Therefore, all readers, do the substitution to understand what I am saying in full context!

I'm ranting! What was the question? LOL!!!

Answer 4

I worked at a coffee shop in a bus station in Eugene, OR, which is a place with many weird people.

Our customers the majority of them were truely crazy to the point that some of them could not even come into publis alone.

They demanded all kinds of crazy stuff that we did not have, so every day was like working in a nut house, it was so stressfull that I had to quit, so I wouldnt kill myself to put me out of my own misery!

Now can anyone beat that?

Answer 5

I was working in a call center and found my self sitting next to an individual we’ll call GG.

He was an extremely flamboyant (think Little Richard) and robust individual unable to contain the never ending stream of short made up songs and sole/folksy sayings that apparently made up his consciousness.

He never stopped talking even when it was made apparent those around him were taking steps to try not to hear him.

At least one time a day he would say the following to me: “It’s your world we’re just living in it and I’m just a little squirrel looking for a nut.”

He referred to him self as “a little squirrel” often, so much so that I once whispered to a new addition to our team “He thinks he’s a squirrel” giving no further explanation. The new guy looked at me like I was nuts. Later that day, the first time GG referred to himself as a squirrel the guy fell out of his char laughing.

Answer 6

I worked with a woman who talked people into moving to her property and burying their belongings before Y2K and then, just before Jan 1, 2000, she made all the people mad enough to move and kept all their stuff. She got a real surprise however, when she dug everything up--it was all ruined!!

Answer 7

Hired a secretary that kept from us that she, has a mental illness that makes her stalk attorneys. She writes them, calls them, follows them and thinks they love her. Some of her letters were so freaky that I was frightened for the letter receiver's life.

Fired her.

Jamie's answer is the most entertaining. Or janie, I forget

Answer 8

I used to work in inside sales for a telecomm company, and I had this dumb customer ask, "Will my cell phone get wet if I go white water rafting?"

I just sat there for a minute...how can you really be so stupid?!

Answer 9

One of my customers in Columbus, MS. has an old man working there that thinks he knows EVERYTHING!! And he's proud that he got through th 4th GRADE!! He's proud because his dad quit after the 3rd grade.

Answer 10

i didnt work with this person but i have a story criss neff and steve brown professional yoyoers steve is normal kinda and neff is jsut weird he tried to make a yoyo out of a donut and then duct taped steve to a telephone pole