2006-08-04 15:53:06 · 28 answers · asked by wh1t3b0y_unl34s3d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
2006-08-04 16:06:02 · update #1
~Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!!!
~Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you...
~If you were a booger I'd pick you first...
2006-08-04 16:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by |*sushi_flower*| 1 · 10⤊ 7⤋
My friend and I were walking down the street when I was in high school this guy was playing basket ball and bust out to me hey girl I will put you in a spoon and scoop you up.
I was like What The Hell.. LOL
2006-08-04 15:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by catherine b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, whats YOU altime corniest pick up line?
two dollars, corn you long-time.
"my pig eats peach pie, with ketchup"
2006-08-04 15:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by L. S. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
Well,in the past i used...
Would you like to go back to my place,get high and get our f*uck on lady?...
Hey,it used to work 7 out of 10 times...
And that's what i wanted,so why not get to the point...
And cut the bullsh*t...
Apologies,for the swearing guy...
Thanl You
2006-08-04 16:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Look, I know this is probably the corniest thing you have ever heard, but haven't we met? You look familiar."
And we were very happily married until he passed away in 2003.
The worst one ever used on me was, "Are you fertile?"
2006-08-04 15:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Emm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy once said to me, "you're so fine I want to pick you like a flower and plant a whole pot of you."
Obviously it didn't work.
2006-08-04 16:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by bye bye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k i got 1 this dude said 2 me....
(i was giving a lamb a bath) he was like:
would u ever wash me like that
(then he was waiting 4 an answer)
haha...im like yah dude im 14 and your like 25
2006-08-04 15:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by laur 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy asked me if my daddy was a thief. He must have been to steal those diamonds in your eyes. I could have gagged!!!
2006-08-04 15:58:58 · answer #8 · answered by amoroushotmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a friend who used this one a lot:
"Women are dumb, and if you buy me a drink, I'll tell you why they are dumb."
I couldn't do it with a straight face, but it worked for him way too easily.
2006-08-04 15:56:48 · answer #9 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're sitting on a piece to my jigsaw puzzle.
2006-08-04 15:56:45 · answer #10 · answered by jasenlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven did it hurt? Cause you an angel..
2006-08-04 15:56:59 · answer #11 · answered by Johnsmatrix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋