2006-08-04 15:45:02 · 19 answers · asked by thespeakeris tooloud 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
ceiling ha ha
2006-08-04 15:49:07 · update #1
If you dont think it is interesting why did you read further, ms cops. People think of questions like that all the time CSI, other shows etc.
2006-08-04 15:52:56 · update #2
funny answers ha ha
2006-08-04 16:06:44 · update #3
glue it to the cealling, nobody looks there.
2006-08-04 15:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't try. You'll get caught. Just stage a suicide and call 911. Do alot of rehearsing in the mirror first...and practice your crying technique. You have to appear authentic. You'll be fine....and you'll come off as the poor soul who found the body. Good luck.
2006-08-04 22:53:18 · answer #2 · answered by pet stylist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but the following might help you.
A chainsaw
A compost heap
An ocean
A boat
Cover of night
A rental car
A trustworthy friend
Heavy objects
Biodegradable bags
Access to a cannibalistic tribe
Wallpaper
Linoleum flooring material
2006-08-04 22:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by Tuna-San 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuff it in the barell of an 16" navel gun with a six bag powder load and then blast it across the horizon!
2006-08-04 22:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pigs eat the bones and all.
you have to make sure that you have the pigs on a boat .
The pigs poo will still have evidence. Keep that in mind . then after a hour or so ( time to digest ) . Throw the pigs in the ocean . VOILA !!!
2006-08-04 22:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would go though and watch all the csi episodes and see how they cought the person that was trying to get fid of it and then i would go and do everything that thoese guys messed up on right maybe itd be the perfect murder!!!
2006-08-04 22:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by Matt C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, since no one else is going to. I have to ask. Do you have a problem with a dead body laying around?
2006-08-04 22:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freeze it (slows down decomp)
After frozen cut into several pieces
dispose of pieces in separate locations.(dispose of tools used to dismember)
GEEEZZZ!!! I watch entirely too much tv!!!
2006-08-04 23:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put something on it that decays so it can decay the body too and then dump it in a river. shhh dont tell anyone
2006-08-04 22:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look in the phone book for dead people collectors
2006-08-04 22:48:32 · answer #10 · answered by The Ren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I can't top the ceiling answer :) hehehehehe
2006-08-04 22:48:25 · answer #11 · answered by gnomes31 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋