Okay whats your dirty little secret........?

Question

What I am asking is ....there are little things we all do and think about but we never tell anyone. For instance pick your boogers and wipe em where ever you can or smelling your fingers after you stick em in your but maybe you smell em after you play with your ....tootie. Have you ever masturbated while waiting in a drive through? Anything gross, sexual, creepy, sadistic etc. just answer honestly.

Answer 1

i masturbate to holocaust videos, and newer videos of rockets hitting israel, watching jews die, just turns me on ;)

oh and once, me my ex, and one of our roommates masturbated on our other roommate renae may champs pillowcase combined we did it 38 times, oh and you know those cheap brownies you can buy premade that come in tin trays? i took half of it and cleaned **** out of the toilet with it, marked the piece with the **** on it by putting a cigarette out on its side, then folding the burn in causing a dark spot to appear on the brownie watched her eat it later with my other roommate was quite awesome, i pissed in her codine cough syrup after downing half of it, she later asked me if i wanted some of it, i said "no i already tryed it, i think it tastes like piss" she chugged it and said it tasted fine, i let my roommate watch me and my ex and renae have a 3 some prior to all of this while he ****** a pumpkin that he had drawn a face on and wrote "renae's" mom on, then after my ex turned into a complete ***** i used her toothbrush to clean her own dogs **** out of the carpet, then washed it off in the toilet after i just pissed in it, tainted her dads lunch he had made for work, by putting my balls in his mashed potato's his salad between my ********* and walked around with it clinched there for awhile, and tossed a pube under his meatloaf and kicked it up a notch by slamming a snot rocket in his gravy BAM!

Answer 2

I've masturbated while driving my car doing 80 on an interstate in Iowa. Full out, and to completion.

I also used to masturbate in airplane bathrooms all the time, but that was when I was a teenager and Just Couldn't Wait. Now I only do it occasionally. :)

Answer 3

Hummm, let's see. There was the one time that I read a e-mail about a man surviving off drinking his own urine. He had apparantly gotten trapped in the woods for a week with a broken leg. Curiosity got the best of me, so I tried it... It tasted very salty and I did not feel so well afterwards. Then about a week later I got an e-mail telling me that the story was an Urban legend! Boy did I feel stupid!

Answer 4

I have no secrets and even if I did even revealing the existence of a secret no longer makes it a secret even if you don't divulge it so if a person truly knows the meaning of a secret you probly won't hear from them...Sorry

Answer 5

No secrets, already shared my little dirtys with friends.
I like all your examples (been in and around the area).
You are awesome!

Answer 6

Okay, here goes. I read disgusting things people put on Yahoo Answers. My secret is out.

Answer 7

I beat up a couple gangbangers with my martial arts buddies at a party long ago but they don't remember me.

Answer 8

I pick my boogers and eat 'em! hahahaha

Answer 9

Having a piece of pumkin pie

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Answer 10

I secretly like to wipe my butt with my grandpa's hankey's after taking big dump. That's not wrong,,,,is it....I mean since I have the herpes and all? I also use other family members loofas....

Answer 11

ok..this is pretty weird/gross....when I'm on my period after taking a shower I find a seperate towel..shirt..whatever to hold down there while I dry myself off in case it drips a little...I don't immediatly like to use a pad because it absorbs all the water from my shower. ok...on a normal day...instead of using my towel to dry off down there (so I can use it again the next day) I find my husband's t-shirts on the floor and dry off with them.....then he wears them the next day!