Just tell me anything, any story, family joke, funny moment, stupid dog, just anything!!!!! i want to laugh!
2006-08-04 15:02:44 · 16 answers · asked by Kjo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was playing roller hockey with my sister, and in the process of trying to save the ball from going down a storm drain, she hopped a curb and ran square into a brick wall.
Saved the ball...what a good sis!!
2006-08-04 15:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by powhound 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok, My brother worked for Niagra Waters, which is a company similiar to Sparkletts, in which he delivered bottled water to companies and residential homes.
While driving his water truck on the freeway, he noticed a few bottles slipped off the truck and onto the highway. So he proceeded to pull to the side of the road, he got out, and ran back to try and retrieve the bottles of water which were now on the highway.
While doing this, a passer by yelled out to him, "hey dude, Your Truck!" My brother turned around only to see his truck rolling away from him, and slamming right into a wall or pole. ???
Funniest thing I ever heard, I told him its to bad noone got that on film, cause I'm sure he could have won some serious cash on America's Funniest Videos.
2006-08-04 15:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat was tearing through the house when se stops, tried to run backwards and leapt into the air, doing some weird half gainer with a twist.
When she landed, she had this look of "What was that?" then ran off, but missed the cat door and ran right into the wall.
2006-08-04 15:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok-got pulled over by a Ga cop south of Macon. He insisted he smelled something funny and wanted to know what kind of drugs we had brought up from Florida. I started to get pissed so he handcuffed me and sat me on the curb to wait for his backup before he searched my car. I don't know what he went back to his car for, but as he walked towards me again, he stepped in a hole, and fell down the hillside below the curb I was sitting on! Ha! That still makes me laugh! He was a prick and deserved it!
2006-08-04 15:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by mom is a freak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time my dog was trying to get more food out of the dog food bag and he got it stuck on his head and he was walking around like this when he hit right into our wooden fence!
My sisters dog was drinking someones beer that was left on the ground at a party, this dog drank so much she started to stumble around and she kept bumping into the wall and tripping over stairs!
When I first got my kitten if you gave him a wadded up piece of paper he would play for hours! One time I threw a toy in the kitchen and he ran in there and did a back flip right up against the pantry wall!
Once I put my cat on my bed and he fell asleep on his back with his legs spread apart, so I put a sleeping mask on him and a bag of chips next to him and a beer too and It looked like he was drunk and passed out!
2006-08-04 15:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i used 2 think my cat was half retarted cause it would stare at lightning and watch it and our dog would run under the chir it was so cute but i loove my animals i would sacrifice my life to save it. i am only 13 to....well i turn 14 august 14th not like u care.
2006-08-04 15:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was taking my 5 year old daughter to the babysitter and during the car ride we played a game of "What scares Mommy."
I told her that I thought spiders were kind of scary and was trying to think of other things that I thought were scary when another vehicle cut us off.
"Arrggh!" I said angrily. "That makes me so mad! I hate bad drivers!"
My daughter was silent for a minute and then piped up,
"So...you don't like Gramma?"
2006-08-04 15:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Miss U 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We had a cute Lhasa puppy many years ago that was rummaging around in the bathroom one day and came prancing out with my son's tooth brush in his mouth. Guess you had to be there, but it was really quite funny.
2006-08-04 15:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in 5th grade (10 years old), I knew I was going to have to let a silent fart with my teacher walking toward my desk. Just as it happened, she was right with me & said, " Something smells like dead meat". Me & my friends have laughed at this for years!!!
2006-08-04 15:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by vexoligist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in a play and one day during a rehersal, my friend fell while running with a wheelchair, my teacher farted, and I laughed so hard I drooled
2006-08-04 15:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by ronron2021 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋