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2006-08-04 14:21:01 · 38 answers · asked by oh kate! 6 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

38 answers

I shot him.
Then he made an excellent lunch.

2006-08-05 05:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0 1

It was Sam's friend from "Green Eggs and Ham". After going insane from years of trying to learn to like to eat eggs by dying them green, Sam's friend went on a rampage through chicken coops all across the land and smashed all the eggs. Humpty Dumpty was only one of many eggs lost in the Great Egg Massacre.

2006-08-04 17:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by giddhom 2 · 1 0

Humpty Dumpty was an egg so he couldn't sit on the wall. No one pushed him. He just rolled down and had a great fall.

2006-08-04 14:27:30 · answer #3 · answered by mandm 5 · 0 1

I pushed him. And I'm not sad I did it, either! I put him in with some asparagus spears, hot sausage, and slices of apple,
and that fat old Humpty made enough omelettes to feed my
entire family for a week. MMMM HE WAS SO GOOD!

2006-08-04 14:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by UCSteve 5 · 0 1

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again

Who pushed him? Dunno, all the evidence has been eaten!

2006-08-04 14:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by Agent Double EL 5 · 0 1

Mother Goose

2006-08-04 16:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Grace 2 · 0 1

Of course, we all know that he had a fall; and we also know and have experienced uncomfortable situations in our own lives. Who is to be blamed ? The same invisible, just and impartial
super power which dispenses all these according to what we have sown in our past lives. So. always remember Him and do the good!

2006-08-04 14:42:01 · answer #7 · answered by Truth ? 5 · 0 1

No one. He was just a klutz! There have been more conspiracy theories about this than have gone round since the whole "Who killed C0ck Robin" fiasco. Don't believe any one about this! He brought this on himself! Er, he DID this to himself. Goosey goosey Gander was NOWHERE near the wall at the time!

2006-08-04 14:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The wicked witch of the east. Dorothy was just getting revenge for not being invited to the omelet eating party they had after that!

2006-08-05 05:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by kermit 6 · 0 1

The Chupacabra

He was mad that Humpty wasn't a goat. :/

2006-08-04 16:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by Pixie-elf 3 · 1 0

Mrs Dumpty ofn course. (thats a yoke)

2006-08-04 14:46:02 · answer #11 · answered by MoonDoggie 5 · 0 1

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