*Classic*
Should I do this....?
I was doing my usual workout of walking down the sidewalk eating from my brown paper bag full of bacon bits..when an Man in a yellow trenchcoat with a monkey on his shoulder asked me if I wanted to take some "glamour shots" he said i shouldnt waste my body on the people i know now..I have a feeling this escalate to more then just "glamor shots" but im really desprate for the money..can i trust this guy? would you?
he gave me one day to think it over..i already gave him my phone number i just dont want him to take advantage of me and i could see myself on the next cover of playgirl..
Im firmly against any type of porno
hey! i eat bags of bacon bits all the time its less work then making the bacon
2006-08-04 13:38:28 · 12 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Bacon is absolutely delicious. This scouting agent must have been taken aback when he came across someone so classically handsome as yourself, and with such rugged features...he must recognize true talent when he sees it. Take a chance and perhaps you will be the next Brad Pitt; just don't forget us little people (yes, little) who can say we knew you back when.
2006-08-04 14:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a story similar to this on Forensic Files. The perp would offer to pay the men for pictures as a model for the day, but once he got them in his vehicle they were trapped. Several bodies were found before they apprehended the guy. You surely would not want that image plastered on the cover of PlayGirl...tied naked to a tree, tortured, mutilated, and left to rot, or would ya?
2006-08-05 04:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a story similar to this on Forensic Files. The perp would offer to pay the men for pictures as a model for the day, but once he got them in his vehicle they were trapped. Several bodies were found before they apprehended the guy. You surely would not want that image plastered on the cover of PlayGirl...tied naked to a tree, tortured, mutilated, and left to rot, or would ya?
2006-08-05 02:58:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust him. I want to be one of the first ones that has that issue of Playgirl with the heading "SAVE THE BIG-A$$ED BRAINLESS WHALES!!"
Oh and btw, there are no glamour shots that could make you look good. Not even with an apple in your mouth. Oink!!
2006-08-05 19:19:04 · answer #4 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nevermind the man in the yellow trenchcoat...I would watch out for the monkey....he is the mastermind to the plot!
2006-08-04 21:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by sctrgrl2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you've asked this already. Are you hitting "asker's block"? I believe the correct answer was that it was "The Man with The Yellow Hat" and the monkey was "Curious George".
2006-08-04 20:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There must be something else in the bacon bits.
2006-08-04 20:46:11 · answer #7 · answered by iamiandme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is bloody weird, brother. If I were you, I wouldn't trust him.
2006-08-04 20:55:19 · answer #8 · answered by marigoldx8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude whats up with your old material get some new stuff.
2006-08-05 00:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead you need to be USED and ABUSED.
2006-08-05 05:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by Carol W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋