2006-08-04 13:14:53 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My wife is not me but she wants to possess my body in the morning.
Or am I JUST BEING PARANOID?
2006-08-04 13:21:35 · update #1
What I mean Is her spirit attempts to possess my spleen and pancreas!
But I want no part of it
2006-08-04 13:23:07 · update #2
Your wife is suffering from a rare condition called organdesiritus, there is no need to worry simply place a glass of fresh turbot by the side of the bed before retiring. Should this fail however, the only course of action is to donate your own organs to medical science,this will certainly put her off the scent. Good luck.
2006-08-05 13:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Crabby, is she?
Hates her life?
Have her sit down and make a list of all the things that she is upset about.
Then sit down and make a list of all the reasons why she should be happy.
You may learn something from this, and she might, also.
Good luck.
2006-08-04 20:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by mia2kl2002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well is she also taking on the role of the breadwinner? Could it be that she is tired from the many responsibilities that women now have?
Perhaps injustice, hormones, injustice, stress, injustice, feels unappreciated, injustice, lack of romance, injustice, too much work, injustice, no gentlemen left, injustice? How well are you taking care of her?
2006-08-04 20:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People that live together a long time have a tendancy to look and act like each other.
Have you been doing your breast exams
2006-08-04 20:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude its called medication, seriously invest in some, those voices in your head whatever they say do it especially if it pertains to you and a bridge and jumping.
2006-08-05 08:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by Fluffernutter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slow down, breathe deep, imagine your happy place, and try again.
2006-08-04 20:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by lizardmama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More importantly, why do you act like your wife?
2006-08-04 20:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel Z 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmmmm that's not makin sense could you give more detail
2006-08-04 20:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by anital 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You married her - you tell me.
2006-08-04 20:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Delora Gloria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatcha smokin??? share...lmao
2006-08-04 20:18:36 · answer #10 · answered by irishmomof3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋