he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norrised?
2006-08-04 12:48:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass . . .at night.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris doesnt churn butter, he round houses cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
chuck norriss tears cure cancer.. to bad he never crys.
what do you get when you cross chuck norris and a elephant? Nothing because nothing crosses chuck norris
chuck norris can UNscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris doesnt need martial arts, martial arts needs Chuck Norris
bullets dodge chuck norris
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris
chuck norris counted to infiniti TWICE
Chuck Norris can light cigarettes under water.
Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the JFK assasination. When the trigger was pulled, all three bullets bounced off of Chuck Norris beard. JFKs head exploded in sheer amazement.
2006-08-04 12:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by Legend 4 · 17⤊ 6⤋
Chuck Norris recently decided to sell his urine in the form of a drink.
We now know this beverage as Red Bull.
On a different matter, Chuck Norris would probably drown before any particle of water got Chuck-Norrised. Water is the most beautiful and majestic physical thing on Earth. You need it to survive! The Earth is 70% water, our bodies are 75% water, you can only go 3 days without water, you need to drink a cup of water for every ten pounds you weigh each day, water is the only compound that can be a solid, liquid, and gas. Water is amazing. And, yes, it is more amazing than Chuck Norris.
But when it comes to Mr. T., water doesn't stand a chance.
-Lella^_^
2006-08-04 19:55:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have an interesting mind. Like chuck norris is that cool.
2006-08-04 19:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
round house
2006-08-04 19:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by I am NOT Jimbo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you say so?? Chuck is not that cool!
2006-08-04 19:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by redchili68 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the water instantly eveaprates
2006-08-04 20:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by striker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of coarse
2006-08-04 19:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.
2006-08-04 19:52:00 · answer #8 · answered by (NO) NAME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my farts stink!
2006-08-04 19:52:52 · answer #9 · answered by Fartblossom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um....yeah.....really?
2006-08-04 19:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by butterfly*effect 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋