2006-08-04 12:31:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
cheer up...not funny but just saying dont feel down
2006-08-04 12:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by Answerer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how 'bout a joke
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is
leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with
a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit
frustrated, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says, "Well,
I guess we finally answered THAT question!!"
2006-08-04 12:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you see a woman walking down the street with some green stuff running down her noes, don't laugh and think it's funny, 'couse it'S NOT!
Cheer up :-)
2006-08-04 12:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by Louise 79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hereby sentence you to seven months in Clown College!!
2006-08-04 12:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 dwarfs in the bath all feeling happy. Happy got out so they all felt grumpy!
2006-08-04 13:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sentence you to look into the mirror
2006-08-04 12:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I look at life like this: "Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet aircraft engines!"
You are very special, don't forget that
2006-08-04 12:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Villa Fan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheer up John Prescott,s going to invite you to be his secretary
2006-08-05 10:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not under the allfluence of incahol, although some thinkle peep I am.
2006-08-04 12:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by jimbo_thedude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
2006-08-04 12:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by maidenrocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋