is this not the funniest thing youv ever heard. no, fine be that way.?

Question

my dad was "translating" the spanish channel and he was like "ill cut you a second asshole"

Answer 1

umm....what?

Answer 2

Knocked Up.. that they had Eva Mendes and Katherine Heigl doing an interview. and Eva became asserting how massive and fat Heigl because of fact that she became pregnant and that they get in this little brawl on t.v .. and Katherine (Alison) is going, "you ought to wanna only close your mouth" idk yet i found that hilarious.. it became a deleted scene from Knocked up.. additionally, yet another knocked up scene that became hilarious.. Debbie: i'm no longer gonna circulate to the tip of the f ucking line, who the f uck are you? I certainly have only as lots of a suitable to be right here as any of those little s kanky women. What, am I no longer s kanky sufficient for you, you elect me to hike up my f ucking skirt? What the f uck is your subject? i'm no longer likely everywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a f ucking clipboard. And your stupid little f ucking rope! you understand what, you ought to have means now yet you're no longer god. you're a doorman, ok. you're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... F uck You! You f ucking f ag which contain your f ucking little f aggy gloves. Doorman: i understand... you're suitable. i'm so sorry, I f uckin' hate this interest. i do no longer choose to be the single to bypass judgement, come to a variety who gets in. S hit makes me sick to my abdomen, i'm getting the runs from the strain. that's no longer reason you're no longer warm, i'd particularly choose to faucet that a ss. i'd tear that a ss up. i won't manage to enable you in reason you're outdated as f uck. For this club, you understand, no longer for the earth. Debbie: What? Doorman: You outdated, she pregnant. won't manage to have a team of outdated pregnant bitches working around. it particularly is loopy, i'm only allowed to enable in 5 p.c. black human beings. He suggested that, meaning if there is 25 human beings right here i'm getting to enable in one and 1 / 4 black human beings. So I gotta wish there's a midget interior the gang. and each and all of the yank Pies have been particularly humorous! =)

Answer 3

'Spose we had to be there. I can imagine it was hilarious. Did you get a tummy ache laughing so hard at him? You seem to have a very cool Dad. Enjoy him!!! Laughter is such a gift.

Answer 4

if you mean he was making up what they were saying...like when watching a spanish soap opera...and you "interpret" their dialogue it can be very fun to do when you're bored.

Answer 5

My Dad had an expression: "I guess you had to be there."

Really, I don't see what's so funny????

Answer 6

that is funny!!!