take (in minutes) for us to b**** slap their fancy a**** back to England
2006-08-04 12:14:51 · 20 answers · asked by Ethan M 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Okay people you are taking this question way too seriously. This is in respons to Kim S and her letter from John Cleese's letter saying that because we failed to elect a president that he didn't like England was going to take over control of America. IT'S CALLED A JOKE!!!!!! I REALLY LIKE THE BRITISH
2006-08-04 12:27:11 · update #1
I meant to say elect a president he did like so in the imortal words of Bart Simposn "Don't have a cow man."
2006-08-04 12:57:28 · update #2
Who's bloody with me?England prevails!
Let's give the colonies a lesson for a little tea party a few hundred years ago!
England prevails!
LOL
2006-08-04 12:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by justgoodfolk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did this for arabs but hell england is a small nation the out comes the same, just the names are changed.
We can blow away entire nations, without Nuclear weapons, we have MOABs. 22,000lb conventional smart bombs with nuke blast power but NO radiation.
M…..Mother
O…..of
A…..all
B…..bombs
WE have Tomahawks with fuel-air explosive war heads. The big Tomahawks can carry 10 war heads. They can burn entire cities with fuel-air explosive.
First the MOAB, when the shock wave clears, in comes the Tomahawk. The entire city is flattened and then burned with fuel-air explosive. The fuel-air explosive burns everything left and it burns off all the oxygen. There is no way to survive!
With our satellites we can target every Arab city in any terrorist nation, and then lock them all into a firing solution. Then at 3am any morning the order was given, every Arab city targeted could be blown clean off the face of the Earth, all at the same time.
We could land our troops 30 minutes later and own the entire nation. There wouldn’t even be anyone left to shoot at our soldiers. The only thing that would be left are giant smoking holes in the sand. Maybe then the other nations would say “ What ever you do don’t piss off the Americans! They can blow away our whole nation with the push of a button, just like they did to those stupid Arabs!” Maybe being “ Dust in the Wind” would stop all stupid BS America bashing. At least to our face, what they to themselves behind our backs doesn’t matter.
2006-08-04 12:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, its too bad that the British military is only what - 1000 years old with more experience and steadfast tradition than almost any military in the world - america would win, because it outnumbers UK 3 to 1, but im curious... how the f uck would the Brits revoke the declaration of independence? Why doesn't the U.S. just revoke Iran's government cuz they are being naughty?
2006-08-04 12:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by That crazy dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The British never acknowledged the Declaration of Independence, hence the Revolutionary War.
They would have to revoke the signing of The Treaty of Paris.
Learn your history before you ask another stupid question.
2006-08-04 12:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by PARKERD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they cant revoke the Declaration of Independence, Americans wrote it. US and England have totally different governments, we are not under British rule, they cant come here and "retake" as you say the USA
2006-08-04 12:21:14 · answer #5 · answered by venus11224 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so obsessed with violence. why are you thinking about a joke from years ago? did it take you that long to get it?
oh... and someone misled you:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/revocation.asp
ethan, i have a sense of humor. i also have real friends to tell jokes to so that i don't have to worry about what invisible people on the internet think of my opinions. your joke still sucks, even if your imaginary british friend liked it. i'm just amazed you hadn't seen that in 2000 when it went around the first time and made sense. did you just get this compooter?
2006-08-04 12:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by uncle osbert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets be honest, Britain can't revoke jack. They are not even in control of their own forces, without GWB's sayso, Blair is worthless.
Have a look at this!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aq5RQ9sbhts8Mb70.9IXNibsy6IX?qid=20060805121456AAbp6mN
2006-08-05 09:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 minutes.
2006-08-04 12:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just long enough for the USA to make UK part of the USA.
2006-08-04 12:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
321 seconds. You're right. Some people have no sense of humour.
2006-08-04 12:29:37 · answer #10 · answered by bumpocooper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋