Mel Gibson
He's still respected, because he's forgiven
Doesn't matter how high he fell from his pedestal.
(Which I Love pointing out.)
Besides, he was Braveheart.
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take...
...our FREEDOMMMM!"
If not him than some other hypocrite theist,
like pill popping Rush Limbaugh
or the war monger George Bush
People love hypocrites
If I were the imaginary god that everyone keeps referring to, I don't think I'd waste my time with a celebrity. I would think it would be enough to poke my head through the clouds and say "Hello, my children" in a soft voice so as to not blow out eardrums with my gigantic vocal cords. I think that would get everyones attention.
Then I'd apologize for making everybody participate in my sick game of life and death, instead of just keeping our souls in heaven in the first place, where we can enjoy everlasting peace and harmony.
Pretend can be fun
God Less America!
2006-08-04 12:12:25
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answered by downdrain 4
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If I was Godd I would come as Paul McCartney i guess. Id look to be some kind of singer. that could spread my messages around. and be taken seriously. However i dont think godd would pick anyone that's a celebrity. i think he would go for a more undercover role. and try to live in the rift of life down on earth. he would touch as many peoples lifes as he could thought by spreading hope, alleviating pain, and reins-tiling the power of faith in at a time when we could all use a little more. then he would go from hear to there, i think we would stay clear of any major church or mosque, because them people that are that fanatical in there religion would seek to do harm to this visionary, much like they did to Jesus. Too often we miss the simple teaching. but yes if god came back to earth, he or she would try to teach us again how to love one another, and to never take sides
2006-08-04 12:18:34
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answered by Jonas V 3
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if i were a god and came down in the form of a celebrity i would come as kelly ripa. not only does she have a great career going and a small family she keeps up with, but she also sort of flies under the radar and isn't all over the tabloids normally yet everyone knows who she is. not to mention she reaches how many millions on a daily basis every morning?
2006-08-04 12:14:26
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answered by Anonymous
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As a guy, I would come in the form of Tom Hanks. He always stars in good roles and is picky about what he chooses to be in. He can be a little too wholesome, but that's ok.
As a woman, Sigourney Weaver. Love those Alien movies (except the last one) and CopyCat. She's an intelligent, classic beauty (not some bleached blonde trash) with talents and class.
2006-08-04 12:12:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Don't you think God doesn't do cheeeezzzeeee PR stunts? Besides if God were to do something so ridiculous you wouldn't believe. Also if it worked wouldn't you wonder why He took free will away to make you listen? To be real wouldn't God have to be perfect? Can you name a perfect celebrity? Should you be God who or what made you come to earth as a celebrity? Seriously....
2006-08-04 12:16:58
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answered by 2J's 1
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If I were a god, why would I care that I got treated like the god I am?
Caring to be treated like a god is a human thing, not a god thing.
2006-08-04 12:10:37
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answered by sonyack 6
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John Lennon
2006-08-04 12:09:38
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answered by Nikki 5
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Vlad the impaler(1390-1447) from transylvania. People listened very intently to him, if the didn't; they had a pointed stick shoved up their a'se till it came out the top of their head. So come back as him and bingo! instant respect and eager ears waiting for any old bs that you want to give out. Great huh.
2006-08-05 06:27:32
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answered by wizard prang 3
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I would probably pick somebody like Osama bin Laden just so others could watch the amazing transformation he'd be going through. What better way to get people to believe? And if Jesus is the God you're talking about, He wouldn't even have to hardly change his appearance. Think about it, millions of people would be completely awestruck!
2006-08-04 12:13:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Charlton Heston
2006-08-04 13:43:15
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answered by Anonymous
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