What if Mel went on a drunken rant on the following? What would he blame on a group?

Question

If Mel got feschnuckered again what would he blame on one of the following groups? What would it sound like? Funniest Answer get the points.

Star Trek Fans

Rednecks

Vegetarians

Irishmen

Shriners

Merfolk

Square Dancers

American Idol Winners

Dr Phil guests

Squirrels

Bricklayers

Germans

Teacup Makers

K-Mart Shoppers

Gets the points

Answer 1

Vulcans. Why don't they just die anhand over their property?

I knew a redneck. He divorced his wife when he found out she was a virgin. If her family wouldn't sleep with her why should he?
Some how "Got Sprouts" doesn't do it for me.

IRA, what are they saving it for?

Is that a Fez or are you a boob?

Get a razor!

And round and round and round she goes and where she stops you never know. Sl*t.

I didn't know they were having a Steve Martin Look alike contest.Jerk.

You are taking parenting advice from a guy whose son is marrying a playmate.

Damn Nutgrabbers.

Got to hand it to those Egyptions. They knew how to handle labor costs.

How can such sour krauts make such sweet chocolate?

They must have a weak social life sticking their fings in all those ears.

Blue Light Special, Martha Stewart signature shiv aisle eight, limit one per customer.

Answer 2

Star Trek Fans ~ Their parents neglected them.
Rednecks ~ Their grandma neglected them
Vegetarians ~ their dogs neglected them
Irishmen ~ their priests neglected them
Shriners ~ their monks neglegtedthem
Merfolk ~ their sailors neglected them
Square Dancers ~ their pop neglected them
American Idol Winners ~ their Simon cowell suck ups neglected them
Dr Phil quests ~ their brains neglected them
Squirrels ~ their nuts neglected them
Bricklayers ~ their educators neglected them
Germans ~ the Nazi's neglected them
Teacup Makers ~ the Englishmen neglected them
K-Mart shoppers ~ their government neglected them.

Answer 3

All those American Idol winners are out to prove that highways dont need intoxicated celebrities crusing hollywood boulvard, Those no good "idols" are nothing more than what teen-age girls and metro-sexual men are worshiping, come on, cant you tell that this is all a conspiracy to be neater and more well groomed??? Well Im drunk driving to prove them wrong!---

Answer 4

Funny question, but I wouldn't be too hard on Mel.

Answer 5

You forgot Wal-mart.

Answer 6

he would blame K-fed and brittany for the war in the middle east

Answer 7

why can't we just let this Mel Gibson story end, its so old already

Answer 8

pineapples