well! i was in a hotel eating chilly hot spiced foods,.. went to the toilet for peeing, touched my bullock while trying pulling out my penis with little spiced hands; damn damn my oooh my i jump(i felt heat waves for 30minutes on my balls yo, i tell you it was a haaaard time, but don't worry coz everthing is still working yo; erection, pump pressure,sensibility etc you can name it. peeew what a relief.
2006-08-04 11:18:18 · 7 answers · asked by Mar true 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
don't try this please coz iiiisssh
2006-08-04 11:23:11 · update #1
Well, here's one for you.
Many years ago my aunt (now divorced) chopped a chilly in half and rubbed it's insides (including the seeds ) on the inside of her (cheating) husbands pants.
He put them on, got all dressed up and went out with his mates.
Within 30mins of leaving the house he came running in (like fire was coming out of his @ss) ripped his pants off like there was no tomorrow !!!
My aunt tells us she was in sooo much tears with laughter and rolling on the floor it was soo funny !!!!
Anyway, he couldn't do much with crown jewels for a good month or so !!! ha ha ha. So watch out lads for any scorned girlfriends reading this !!
2006-08-05 04:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
No, for one I am a female.
Secondly I am aware that chilly pepper is VERY hot, and to rub my eyes would make them very sore, so it dont take much to work that one out does it! Silly boy.
2006-08-04 11:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you say Bullocks, Are you refering to Sandra? Just wondering
2006-08-04 15:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by karey k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a whole bullock in your trousers?
Keep him in the cow-shed at home where he belongs!
2006-08-04 15:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by Johnny Baggs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ermmmmmm no i have no pee wee, but hey cheers for the advice, chilli covered loo roll it is when he creeeps in at 3am ish xx
2006-08-04 11:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a chilly seed fell on my testicle as a result it burned a lot
2006-08-04 19:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by amey d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah but not balls haven't got then hurts loads eh??
2006-08-05 02:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by munchie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋