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ha, fancy joke.

anger management just makes the cows angrier... thus more dangerous.
a few angry cows could easily arouse the riot effect and a whole stampede of angry cows across the US just sounds downright scary. That stampede would eventually communicate and spread the rage to herds across the nation and the Heifer against Human Wars (known as HHW) would start.... who knows what the outcome would be!
Only the Vegans would be safe.

2006-08-04 11:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by sarah_lynn 4 · 0 0

Ever think Ronald McDonald is the one making them so angry. He anally electrocutes them to preserve their favor. Sure, he looks nice and happy playing with children, with his white make up, silly clothes, and eccentric personality... but they used to say that about Michael Jackson too. Coincidence? No. Remember the McJackson Burger? No? Well, it was a 45 year old piece of meat in between 2 ten year old buns.

2006-08-04 18:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Their beef with us is that there are oxen in the management panel who ought to be replaced by silly, old cows !!!

2006-08-04 18:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think u are saying it the other way around.Cows don't give damn about human.
I think u are the one that who need anger management

2006-08-04 18:04:49 · answer #4 · answered by handsome_english999 1 · 0 0

Wouldn't you be mad if someone just kept you around to pull on your ti** or cut you up for meat!

2006-08-04 18:02:01 · answer #5 · answered by cutesquaw69 2 · 0 0

Cows get mad when they get separated from their young calves it Po's them wouldn't it you.

2006-08-04 18:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by pycosal 5 · 0 0

Ha ha...what's their beef! You're a funny guy!

2006-08-04 18:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

They feel that too many people are presenting themselves falsely as naive for comedic purposes.

2006-08-04 18:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by M.J. 1 · 0 0

the cows are mad because they just realized that they sleep in a barn that smells......... they want condos and cabins on the lakefront.......... oh and they would like a vacation too...... they prefer Hawaii.......... wouldn't you be mad too????????/

2006-08-04 18:02:23 · answer #9 · answered by Coodles 5 · 0 0

That is some funny s*hit. That's a good one liner for a comedian.

2006-08-04 18:01:56 · answer #10 · answered by dingdong 1 · 0 0

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