I need to have a few words with you. OK?

Question

Please use these in a few sentences and make a paragraph. I'm looking for the absurd...:
Acerbic
Actuary
Blob
wisker
Frank
salesman
Goat
Hangnail
Pica
Procurer
Undulating
viscous


Its ok to change tense and all that stuff.

Answer 1

Frank the acerbic hangnail salesman was also a goat procurer on the weekends. His wife Sue was a whisker at the local bakery, where she whisked away with an undulating ferocity resulting in a blob of absolute viscosity. As they needed additional income to support Frank’s pica, Sue worked as an actuary in the afternoon and well into the evening.

Answer 2

The ascerbic wit of the bartender with the egregious hangnail was not enough to lift Frank from his could. Having lost the Winthrop account, he pondered his future as a salesman over a glass of the bar's special--a dark, viscuous conconction that tased a bit like goat blood, tequila and warm Sprite. "Perhaps that blob in the elevator was right," he said aloud. "I'm a great procurer of clients, but I'd be better as an actuary." "Last call," screamed the bartender, while undulating his hands across his whiskers. "Well," sighed Frank. "I supposed I'd better take this handful of brick powder home to Louise. Since she developed pica, I never know what the old pregnant gall will crave."

Answer 3

Frank was this acerbic salesman, seeking procurement of vicious goats.

While explaining his objectives to a local actuary, his voice seemed to undulate and modulate, due to his finger being in his mouth - he was chewing off a hangnail! during his presentation.

His listener was stroking his whiskers - feigning interest, and didn't seem to mind the variations of Fred's tone, probably because he suffered from pica himself, as a child, and had some personal understanding of strange behaviors.

Once the interchange was complete between Fred and the actuary - they headed out to get coffee, at the Blob Cafe.

This reminded me of an achievement test given for placement in English 1A, many, many years ago. . .

Answer 4

The acerbic procurer of pica supplies, furnished his salesman with a goat wisker to satisy the actuary Frank. Frank was a blob of undulating flesh, who had gnawed his hangnail until it oozed a viscous matter. The procurer speculated the salesman could convince Frank to turn his pica attention to the goat sheddings and off his hangnail.

Answer 5

I'm not doing your homework.