Opening a bottle of wine, the cork suddenly came out and I smacked myself in the mouth with the bottle opener!
I nearly made a hole through my upper lip and it bl00dy hurt!
2006-08-04 10:01:15
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answered by Stephen H 4
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New to my neighbourhood, I hopped on my skateboard for a ride down a hill. As I gained speed it started to wobble. I lowered my centre of gravity, but it sped up more and started wobbling again. When I decided to jump "to safety", I was at an intersection and skidded across the road on my hip. MAJOR road rash. Ended up in the hospital having gravel scrubbed out of my skin. The scar is still there... 26 years later!
2006-08-04 11:32:19
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answered by shaggy0362 1
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Not quite as good, but I was going real quick on a jet ski for the first time, decided to learn how to turn at full speed, the ski went one way, and I flew the other. Hit my chin on the side of the ski and had 7 stiches which u can still see today!
2006-08-04 10:02:06
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answered by Robert W 2
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Not as funny as your story but once while making breadcrumbs with an electric handblender I used my finger to clean the blade and accidently turned it on. I felt so stupid I didn't want to ask for help so wrapped my finger up in a tea towel and hid. Blood everywhere. Fingers okay now but a bit stiff.
2006-08-04 10:23:24
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answered by Anonymous
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I fainted when getting my eyebrow pierced , it wasn't the intense pain ,,it was the cracking noise of the skin and flesh being punctured, I went all weak and wobbly and slumped down in the chair, was out for about 6 minutes.
2006-08-04 10:06:48
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answered by Dark Angel 4
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Awww...now go play with the rest of the kiddies in the childrens ward.
Go on run along now.
HeHe HaHa HoHo.
:-)
2006-08-04 10:03:09
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answered by The Techie 4
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Oh my gosh! That is so sad, embarrassing and funny all at the same time!
I hope you took some pictures and heal quickly!
2006-08-04 10:03:44
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answered by Lisa the Pooh 7
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Bless, hope your ok Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-04 10:00:02
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answered by Anonymous
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