Yes the best screw ever. My newest invention. It is a screw that doesn't require a screwdriver. Buy these and you can clean out that drawer with all the screwdrivers. Using revolutionary technology developed by the Polish Space Agency. Let me introduce you to the totally flat head screw. That's right it has no slots on it. Simply take the flat head screw and place it on the wall and apply pressure with a hammer, and presto you have it. No need to ever use a screwdriver again. Would you be intersted in this item, and yes Dave I already have a patent.
2006-08-04 07:37:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah, and I'll bet you own a bridge in New York, swamp land in Florida, and are working with a very nice Nigerian fellow transferring funds. You sir, have been ripped off by some patent attorney. What you describe is "headed shank attachment device". To bad for you is that it is now in "Public Domain". Now the "hammer" as you call it is in reality a "hand held, multi-directional, impact generator", which I have the patent on. I expect my royalty check post haste. I suggest that you amateurs leave the real inventing to the people qualified to do so.
2006-08-06 00:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by Dave B 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not to diss your invention, but the last thing I need is another useless screw...lord knows I've had enough of those in my life!! I do however cut my hair with a flo-bee. I would propose making this a vaccum cleaner attachment that can be sold along side the flo-bee and you could perhaps make it solar powered. VIVA POLAND!
2006-08-05 02:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by Renee' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked Santa for something similar to this last year, but he said he had something better coming for me. I've been a good girl all year.
2006-08-04 15:20:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They've been around for about twenty years, and they are utterly useless in 95% of materials.
2006-08-04 14:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by Oli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....you sounded like a real live commercial! You should go into Telemarketing! Lmao
2006-08-04 14:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by CTargrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure!
can I get a home demonstration?
will you drive it in hard?
yeah!
that's it!
pound it in the wall!
phew!
you're right.
that's a damn good screw!
2006-08-04 15:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think that's already been invented. it's called a nail. ever hear of it?
2006-08-04 19:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it called a nail by any chance? If so then no thanks I wouldn't be interested in your newest rip off.
2006-08-04 14:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sassy Says...huh huh you said screw.....Yes...Harder harder
2006-08-04 14:43:36 · answer #9 · answered by Free & Sassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋