When she cuts her toenails, my partner aims the bits at my best marrow trophy. The vicar caught her at it and said he thinks it's a sin and he is going to check the holy book and several other sin books written since and come back next week. This is her last remaining pleasure since they took away her airgun fro shooting a dart into Mrs, Pilgrim's knickers on the line instread of hitting that squirrel that's stealing the nuts in fat, we put out for the birds. Where do you cut your toenails.
2006-08-04 07:30:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
personally i cut my toenails in my lounge after ive been in the bath.
you shouldnt shoot squirrels that just nasty
cool story tho
2006-08-04 07:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Its ok so long as you are sucking her other foot while she's cutting her toe nails. If she gets sort of moist and excited you can go down on her.
The sin books probably say only vicars are allowed to do that but that's just nonsence when you think of it.
Its a good job you came in and asked that question because I was trying to think of a new angle to keep my girlfriend interested and now I think you've solved it for me.
Please send me a picture of her toe clippings or better still send the actual clippings
2006-08-04 08:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd dump her if I were you - she's going to get you in a lot of trouble.
I'm with the vicar on this.
(PS: I don't cut my toenails, I prefer the long, elegant Howard Hughes look)
2006-08-04 07:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am having a problem understanding your story. Cultue difference. I cut my toe nails in my room.
2006-08-04 07:53:39 · answer #4 · answered by joebaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cut my toenails in bed and then file them in an empty liquor bottle :)
2006-08-04 07:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very imaginitive. and Brits dont have poor sense of humor. Its just dry and you have to be super sarcastic in order to understand it. good thing im sarcastic.
2006-08-04 07:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by ziggunerin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you Brits and your idea of humor. This is so pathetic, my dear. It's not even remotely funny.
2006-08-04 07:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well cut them out side and then put them to the garbage
2006-08-04 07:37:14 · answer #8 · answered by maya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut them over the garbage can
2006-08-04 07:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by Jimbo23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
over the toilet bowl, its such a big target and from close range i rarely miss!
2006-08-04 07:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Mission Impossible 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋