my damn neighbor mowing his lawn he hasnt done that himself in 4 years. so he mows it at 5 30 ******* am what the hell should i do to get back at this jacka.ss for waking me up?
my neighbors suck
2006-08-04 06:08:00 · 40 answers · asked by Pale_13 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A wood chipper at 4am sounds cool...
2006-08-04 06:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by alaskanecho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, where do I start...
Let's try this:
1) Steal all the methamphetamines from your neighbor's garage and step on any lightbulb you find not in a lightsocket. If that doesn't work...
2) Rock Salt!!! The Greeks and Romans used rock salt, like the kind you use on your driveway when it snows, to kill anything and everything that they didn't want their neighbors to grow. I have tried this on my own neighbors, and it works great, especially if you do it the night beofre a moisture filled morning so that the salt seeps into the earth. But if that is too harsh for you...
3) If you overfertilize a lawn on a very HOT day, it will burn your grass... I would choose a pelletized fertilizer heavy on the nitrite side...
4) Easter Eggs!!! take those unwanted easter eggs that you still have in your refrigerator... it's August now and they aren't very good anymore... Hide them in the lawn for the next episode, get you camera and watch the fun!!! If you don't like this, then age your own by sticking them in the sun, refrigerate, and repeat several times for the ultimate in scented satisfaction. But, if you insist on something else...
4) Throw Loud Parties on Weeknight to keep the neighbor awake... but since he is a crack smoker, he is probably awake already...
5) Loosen the blade on his lawnmower... This WILL work... but the next sound you hear from you neighbor's house may be a SCREAM followed 15-20 minutes later by an ambulance siren...
I could go on and on...
I hope this helps! I hate neighbors too, which is why I have built a 6.5 foot cinderblock fence around my property...
2006-08-04 06:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by davitogowan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mow Your lawn at 2:30?
2006-08-04 06:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by vinible2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want revenge? So you woke up early. Think of all the soldiers in i raq that hardly get any sleep and when they do, they are awakened by gunfire. Why don't you just ask your neighbor to mow his lawn at a more reasonable hour. Have you tried that? You know if people would communicate more often with each other to solve problems instead of seeking revenge, you might find that you actually enjoy people more and tend to compromise.
2006-08-04 06:14:40 · answer #4 · answered by zeuster2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, I'd be over there pitchin' a b**** in a hurry about that c***. This might be a little severe but there's usually a noise-control ordinance that's in effect between the hours of 10:00 pm and 6:00 a.m. in a lot of places...you might could complain to the police department about it. 'Cause that really is unreasonable...mowing a lawn that early in the morning?! If you don't have any other time to do it yourself, pay a lawnman to do it for you...during normal business hours!
2006-08-04 06:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the store and buy the pump and spray version of round up.vegetation killer, And write I'M A DI(K head who mows grass at 5:30 am!
That will usually stop that crap in a hurry!!!!
As good as some of the other ones sound, you would end up pissing off your other neighbors.
2006-08-04 06:16:43 · answer #6 · answered by ronchoward 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't get back at him. I would send him a note, profanity omitted, reminding him that there is a quiet hours ordinance in your city (whether there really is one or not - people clueless enough to mow at that hour are probably not sitting up at night reading the City Code), and that if he violates it again, you will call the police. Mowing at 5:30 a.m. is no less a violation of quiet hours than playing rap music at midnight.
2006-08-04 06:13:30 · answer #7 · answered by zartsmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell you one thing: Swearing about him or to him isn't going to help your situation at all. Either ask him nicely if he wouldn't mind doing it another time, or buy some earplugs. Or, if he can tell you ahead of time when he's planning to mow it, maybe you can sleep on a couch on the other side of the house or something.
P.S. I think an anger management course might help you to cope, also.
2006-08-04 06:13:47 · answer #8 · answered by IamDAV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a rule at our house. No lawn mowers, chainsaws, hammering or kids screaming outside till after 9AM. Your nieghbors do suck! We've got an empty lot next door you're more than welcome to move in. In the meantime either talk to him and ask that he wait to cut the lawn until later in the morning or leave him a note if you can't catch him at home.
2006-08-04 06:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by tbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At 2:30 in the am...bang on his door and tell him it's time to get up and get ready to mow his lawn.......
2006-08-04 06:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by salembog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Politely ask him to not run any loud machinery before X:XX, when you wake up. He may not know you were still asleep, or that you'd be disturbed. He'll almost certainly apologize for awakening you and do his best to not do it again. As for who the jackass neighbor is, it sounds like you! who wants to 'get back' at this guy for clipping his grass! Really, be polite and he should too.
2006-08-04 06:14:38 · answer #11 · answered by aaeon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋