alone.Woking in dubai.wife went to india for vacation.
2006-08-04 05:51:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You can try all or any of these: work extra hours, cultivate a hobby, spend time with friends, sleep, movies, visit new places..
Hope this helps.
2006-08-04 05:55:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put your hog on the table and smash it with a hammer - that should kill the sexual feelings for a day or two - and if they come back before your wife does, simply repeat!!
Seriously - get a hobby, take a cold shower, listen to some comedy - what ever it takes to change your mindset!!
Good Luck, Bra!
Aloha!
2006-08-04 13:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by gabriel_demus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The internet is a harmless way to release sexual feelings.
As long as you keep the fantasy seperate from reality.
No harm done looking at the menu, just don't eat.
2006-08-04 23:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this guy. He often went away on trips, far from home, Long trips. While this man was away on his trips, his wife would get very very dissatisfied. Thus, she cheated on him, but when he came back, she felt guilty, so she always told him. Well, after a while, the man got very frustrated with his wife's adultry, so he went to an adult toy shop. He looked around, but saw nothing special.
The man knew he needed something special, so he decided to tell the salesclerk. "I need something really amazing for my wife. All I see here are normal toys."
"Well, there is the voodoo dick, but I don't want to sell you THAT." replied the clerk.
"Let me see it anyway!" Answered the man.
The salesclerk took him into a room and pulled out a box. He opened the box, and inside was something that looked like a normal toy.
"That's not special!" cried the man.
"Ah, but look. Voodoo dick, THE DOOR." The dick in the box got up and began to hump the door.
"I'll take that, but how do you get it to stop?"
The salesclerk sold him the voodoo dick, then, said simply "Voodoo dick? The box."
So the man took voodoo dick back home to his wife and showed her how to get it to hump something. Then, he left for a trip.
The wife waited and waited and waited, but she couldn't stand her urges. She took out the voodoo dick and said "voodoo dick? My-" well, we know what she said. So, it was the best she had ever known, and she kept at it for about 3 hours. Then, she wanted it out. She pulled and pulled, but in vain, for her husband had forgotten to tell her about the little box trick. Finally, she decided to go to the hospital to get it out. She drove kind of wacky, well, because there was something in her. Finally, a police man pulled her over for her driving.
"But..." She told the police man of the voodoo dick, to get out of the ticket.
He laughed at her foolish story. "Voodoo dick my ***!" he cried.
2006-08-04 13:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by tony535 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go have some tea with somebody, go home when you feel very tired. Before goin to bed, pray and straight go to sleep and may god bless you, tomorrow go to work as usual, be happy.
2006-08-04 12:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by rydrlee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will never succeed in controlling the feeling.
You can only control your actions.
2006-08-04 13:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by Alexander Shannon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a cold shower or just take matters into your own hands
2006-08-04 12:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take it from me the best thing u do is to fast
2006-08-04 13:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by wely 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sassy Says...Get some good porn and let yourself have it
2006-08-04 12:55:56 · answer #9 · answered by Free & Sassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask a catholic priest.
2006-08-04 12:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by rastus7742 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋