In your opinion what is the funniest line in a film?

Question

One of my favourites is in anchorman-"Mr Burgundy you have a masive erection"

Answer 1

"Shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
~ Wedding Crashers

Answer 2

Eheh there's a line interior the Rugrats movie I watched aaaaages in the past yet nonetheless cracks me up- the scene the place it variety of feels Phil (between the twins) has been overwhelmed with the aid of a tree and Chuckie says, "Phil used to love mountain climbing trees.. yet now, the tree climbed on him.." Haha it became into so humorous. Or the only from Kindergarten Cop (with Arnie)- the scene the place he comes into type and he tells the youngsters that he's have been given a headache and the youngsters are asking him questions and one new child is going, "possibly it fairly is a tumor." And Arnie says (loudly), "this isn't any longer a tumor!" Haha yet he says it in his Austrian accessory so this is like, "this is nat a too-muhh!" Hahaha. Oh there is an exceedingly humorous bit interior the SpongeBob movie the place SpongeBob is conversing to King Neptune approximately his stolen crown and how his crown symbolises his "king-like authority" and he says, "And, uh, between you and me.. My hair is thinning somewhat." And SpongeBob says, "Oh Your Majesty, i'm particular this isn't any longer that noticea.." then seems on the king's head and this is incredibly shiny and SpongeBob shouts, "Bald! Bald! Bald!" and every person else interior the eating place connect in and a fish says, "My eyes!" coz his head is so shiny and impressive hahaha. I watch too a lot crap. Lol.

Answer 3

(in a souther drawl) " Hey boys looky what I have here!" Pulls Cleavon Little from behind a rock and he exclaims, " Where de white women at?"

Same movie: "I hired you to lay track not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City *******(sp?)!"


Blazing Saddles

Answer 4

I don't think this part is a line...but when Meg Ryan imitated an orgasm in When Harry Met Sally...and then this old lady says, "I'll have what she's having!" to the waiter in a restaurant. Classic!

Answer 5

Clevon Little in Blazing Saddles "Excuse me while I whip this out!! *then he pulls out his gun"

Kevin Klein in "I Love You to Death..describing the guy who tried to attack him to the cops*: He looked like Abraham Lincoln coming up to bat! *cuz the guy was wearing a Lincoln mask and carrying a baseball bat*

Answer 6

Al Pacino's opening line in a sales pitch "You ever take a dump that made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?"

Answer 7

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
Marlon Brando (Col Kurtz...Apocolypse Now)

Answer 8

It would have to be from OLD school
Lets go streakin in the quad! LOL Omg then his wife is driving past hahaha

Answer 9

"When the water reaches my upper lip, I'm going to tell somebody!" Jack Lemmon in The Great Race

Answer 10

"imagine youre a little deer, walking thru the forest you come up on a little pond you put your little deers lips down to take a drink then BAM, some ********** blows a hole thru your brain... Now I ask ya, would you care what the ************ who shot you was wearing?"

-My Cousin Vinnie

Answer 11

"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?" Peter Graves, Aiplane.

or

"Ray, when someone ask if you're a god? You say 'Yes!'" Ernie Hudson, Ghostbusters.