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2006-08-04 03:48:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Movies

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Tarzan isnt allowed a beard cos Jane has put up with living in the bush , but draws the line at kissing one..Lol thats Tarzans job.

2006-08-04 03:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because as with all fictional characters HE DOES NOT EXIST!!

Who cares whether or not Tarzan has a beard, Johnny Weismueller was clean shaven, Ron Ely was clean shaven,
they were the first to play Tarzan so all of the ones who followed were clean shaven. Plus Tarzan has a contract with Gillette to promote their razors and therefore must be clean shaven.

Why don't you ask why Mickey Mouse does not have a beard??

2006-08-04 03:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by white61water 5 · 0 0

Good question! I think it's mostly because the character was invented in the 1950's when very few men had beards on TV and those were the ones you couldn't trust. I do like the answer about rubbing his face on a rock, but that would actually be fred flinstone.

2006-08-04 04:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by moviegirl 6 · 0 0

Because it's too hot in the jungle for a beard.

2006-08-04 03:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by LK7485 3 · 0 0

No but jane has quite a crazy beard

2006-08-04 03:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy G 2 · 0 0

Because he is in fact a transsexual and didn`t finish all the male hormone pills before he ended up in the jungle.

2006-08-04 03:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jotun 5 · 0 0

Tarzen - raised by animals.
Anyone's hormones would be weird after that. They just never knew to grow hair from the chin.


Obviously.

2006-08-04 04:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by Awakey 1 · 0 0

Shaves regularly?

2006-08-05 01:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 0 0

He probably uses animal claws or teeth to shave it off.

2006-08-04 03:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because he shaves with parrots beaks and use guano for shaving cream.

2006-08-04 03:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by JeffE 6 · 0 0

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