2006-08-04 03:43:39 · 7 answers · asked by Radu C 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Food poisoning. Works everytime, but you can only use it once.
2006-08-04 03:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a guy who was already at work and wanted to go home very badly. He went to the bathroom for a few minutes then came out with a very distressed look on his face and went up to the boss and told him that he just soiled himself and needed to go home. It was all BS but it was a very effective excuse
2006-08-04 04:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by erik c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
---I'm going on vacation...(if your boss sees you while on your "vacation" then say to her/him that the vacation plans didn't go as planned and your parents had to work...)
---I have sports games...(a really good excuse is to give your boss a fake list of the dates of "your sports games" so you can have then off too)
---My house is infected with bugs...(tell your boss that the only time the exterminater could get there is when your parents are working so you have to be there)
---You have food poisoning... (call in and have a coffing voice with a little voice)(you'd have to stay out for 3 to 6 days "according to the doctor".)
I will put up more if I get ahold of more...
2006-08-04 03:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to shove my workload off on to other people.
I have a poor work ethic.
I was too shortsighted to ask for a vacation day.
I don't care about my job.
2006-08-04 04:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by Sharingan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care for this job and I'm taking the day off. Be prepared to not return.
2006-08-04 04:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
during the recent thunderstorms....."I can't come to work cuz my house has no power"
2006-08-04 06:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by harmony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say you have a doctor's appointment
2006-08-04 03:48:37 · answer #7 · answered by Niecy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋