2006-08-04 03:31:49 · 9 answers · asked by cirdellin 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
The magazine rack next to the toilet bowl is the most blasphemous utensil in the home or work place. It provides a filthy place to put the bible... sandwiched between the toilet bowl and the toilet paper dispenser, it is an accident just waiting to happen.
2006-08-04 03:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by Billy Bob M 1 · 6⤊ 2⤋
The knitting needle is the most blasphemous utensil. God prefers bowls to plates as well.
2006-08-04 11:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think God would find the bowl more pleasing; he's a creator and it's easier to mix things up in a bowl than on a plate. He'd get bits all over his robes if he used a plate.
Blasphemous utensil: The pen.
2006-08-04 11:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Alobar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a very good question that gets to the heart of modern Christian morality. I believe the Lord is pleased with Plates, but that He abhors Bowls. It is clear from the scriptures. As a result of your incisive question, I am inspired to add a question of my own, which shall be, What Organ of the Human Body (Which the Lord Created In His Own Image) Does The Lord Find The Most Sinful and Wicked and Disgusting?
2006-08-04 10:42:38 · answer #4 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most blasphemous utensil is a knife, because it is often used to break one of the Lord's commandments: Thou shalt not kill.
2006-08-04 10:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by Melisma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bowl is more pleasing because whenever you see movies when they are worshipping or praying they use bowls. also bowls represent the world like a dome does. a fork is the most blasphemous as it represents the devils fork.
2006-08-04 10:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by zinc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God likes plates the best, as long as they dont have pictures of Satan on them.
2006-08-04 10:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fish slice. Pure evil.
2006-08-04 10:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Scousebuster Bill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat why does it matter?
2006-08-04 10:34:36 · answer #9 · answered by ♥OHIO*HONEY♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋