2006-08-04 03:30:59 · 20 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I guess that you might not know this, but the only cereal mascot left is Lucky the Leprechan from Lucky Charms! The cereal mascot business is like the mafia. Lucky got tired of other people on his turf so he took care of them. Lucky's lawyers all deny this, of course! We have bits and pieces of info on each "hit". There have been no charges filed as of yet, due to the fact that leprechan magic is hard to track, but we know the truth is out there.
Here is what we know...
Lucky vs Snap, Crackle, and Pop---mysterious whirlpool in a bowl of milk that unfortunately drowned all three brothers last July after Marshmallow Rice Crispies returned to the market.
Lucky vs Tony the Tiger---unexplained dissapearance from public--it has been said that Tony was Lucky's biggest rival. His dissapearance is NO coinsidence.
Lucky vs that little Honeycomb thing---"Thing" reportedly went on a camping trip in Ireland for his vacation. He went missing and a search party was initiated by the honeycomb kids. When he was found in a patch of clovers, all he could do is rock back and forth reapeating "me wan honeycomb, me wan honeycomb". He is now in a mental facility in Nantucket.
Lucky vs Trix the Rabbit---It has been rumored that Lucky keeps Trix in check by threatening to leak reports of Trixes gender crises to the media. No comment from the Trix troupe.
Lucky vs the Keebler Elves---Although they don't have a cereal, our best guess is that Lucky wanted to make sure that the "Elfin Magic" didn't cause him any grief later on. There was a very horrible explosion in the Elf Tree when one of the chocolate vats overheated and shot all over the place. The poor little elves became covered in rich, creamy chocolate and a troop of Girl Scouts that came to their rescue could not resist the snack and ate them.
Horrible, horrible!
2006-08-04 03:49:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Trix rabbit would get tricked. Snap Crackel and Pop are too small. Capt'n Crunch can't fight. I say Lucky from Lucky charms. He can keep the ceral away from the kids (unlike the trix rabbit). And Lucky is clever and a fast runner.
2006-08-04 03:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tony the Tiger. He's probably the strongest and most dominant figure of them all. The only person who might have a chance would be Cap'n Crunch, but he's a wuss compared to Tony.
2006-08-04 03:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tony the Tiger
2006-08-04 03:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by TP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't Jackie Chan on a wheatie box once? If not, then the Trix Rabbit, b/c he has got some pent up rage.
2006-08-04 03:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by ralph w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tony the Tiger is a pussy cat. The monkey off coco-pops seems a sneaky little dude!
2006-08-04 03:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by English Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky the Leprechaun
2006-08-04 03:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, yet I as quickly as by hazard poured food plan Pepsi into my cereal instead of milk. :D It exchange into undesirable, and that i did no longer comprehend till after my first bit., xP i did no longer decide for to waste the Pepsi or cereal, so I purely ate it. C: (((Hugs)))
2016-10-01 11:29:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!!
I always feel sorry for the Rabbit.
2006-08-04 03:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say Tony the Tiger
2006-08-04 03:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by Brad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋