Today, whilst running to work, I was taken short and had to have a poo at the side of the road. I'd seen Paula Radcliffe, Britons Olympic drop out, doing this during the London marathon, so believed it would be ok for me to do the same. How wrong could i be. I've spent the rest of the day in a police cell, and I’m due in court next week.
once again it seems the eurocratts have gone PC mad, with one rule for professional athletes and another for us. Am I the only one to be victimised in this way? Any one else been punished for something a celebrity would get away with, eh?
2006-08-04 03:17:37 · 11 answers · asked by Stumpy Joe 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
its ok to take a dump in the street if its in the name of an event that will bring money n recognition to your city. next time take a sign that says 'i dump for the queen', maybe that will work
2006-08-04 03:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't there a mcdonalds bathroom you could use?
Reminds of a the story , The Long Walk by Stephen King.
Children are competing for the ultimate prize by walking across the USA without stopping.
If they slow down they get shot. When they have to pee, they walk backwards and i don't know exactly what they did when they had to do #2.
2006-08-04 03:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to prove the old adage that there are some people who 'go for gold' while the rest of us are human.
2006-08-04 03:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just like in california micheal jackson wasnt sent to rot in prison for being a gay messed up pedophile when a non celebrity would have
2006-08-04 03:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by rocknrollskwurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some Huggies...
2006-08-04 04:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by askthetoughquestions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you dropped your draws ON THE STREET and took a SH*T!!!!
2006-08-04 03:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by marieandlucaspape 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you saying??? I didn't know that was illegal.. I guess I'll have to stop that from now on!!!
2006-08-04 03:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by Bud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to sign autographs once. sadly, no one wanted any... ;-(
2006-08-05 17:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg its all democrats there ruining our country=o
2006-08-04 03:23:17 · answer #9 · answered by Prep♥™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a **** STORY ! HA HA HA HA.
2006-08-04 03:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋