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can I jump on the fun bus?

2006-08-04 02:25:56 · 20 answers · asked by stinker_blinks 1 in Family & Relationships Friends

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As long as you don't fall off!

2006-08-04 02:28:28 · answer #1 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0 0

No you must remain seated at all times. Jumping constitutes a violation of the OSHA safety standards. You could face a stiff fine and/or a severe penalty for jumping on buses. I repeat, you must not jump! You have been placed under surveillance by the Jumping Police. Your movements will be monitored in the future. You have ruined all possibility of jumping for the rest of us! Are you happy now?

2006-08-04 02:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by Enough 4 · 0 0

Being bent is from jumping on to many buses. So no, give it a rest and see a doctor.

2006-08-04 02:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by John B 5 · 0 0

There's always room for one more on the fun bus...

2006-08-04 02:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. There is no room for benders on the fun bus.

2006-08-04 03:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

You should know that while the vehicle is moving you should have all legs and arms inside the seat to prevent injury.

2006-08-04 02:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by MIA 3 · 0 0

Go to the cosmetic surgery place and have them straighten your back. Or maybe a good massage?!

2006-08-04 03:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Hánnàh♥ [Hysteria] 6 · 0 0

So in 35 minutes you've turned gay? You're having a laugh!

2006-08-04 03:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by he_dared_to_rock 2 · 0 0

Knock yourself out!

2006-08-04 02:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by A G 4 · 0 0

Whatever Floats yer boat mate!!!!

2006-08-04 04:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by Cat ( " , ) 3 · 0 0

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