I feel so ill and in desperate need of something funny to take my mind off it.
2006-08-04 02:25:41 · 21 answers · asked by ♪ GOTH CHICK♫ 3 in Computers & Internet ➔ Internet
I have absolutely no sense of humour. So, I cannot help you there.
However, when I am feeling depressed I usually take chocolates and put on some loud funky music and dance my troubles away until my neighbours start shouting I should stop.
And afterwards, I recommend watching an episode of the Simpsons. Get it on DVD or video (or download it).
Wish you well!
2006-08-04 02:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup" replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "YOU F*CK ING AS*HOLE....IT'S TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!"
i hope this works for a bit.
2006-08-04 09:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Robin Williams on Who's line is it anyway, very funny
2006-08-04 10:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by Voodoo Doll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.ebaumsworld.com I love the soundboard prank calls (check Arnold Swarzenegger's)
2006-08-04 09:30:10 · answer #4 · answered by gnomus12 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://haha.nu/funny
2006-08-04 09:29:45 · answer #5 · answered by John K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5400501194419256794
go to this page this is the comedy section of google vedios
there are heaps tp make u laugh
amit
2006-08-04 09:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by desai.amit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for some funky links, you can see these:
1.http://www.i-am-bored.com/
2.http://www.generalcomics.com/dirty-cartoons-black-humor-pictures/30.php
3.http://www.generalcomics.com/dirty-cartoons-black-humor-pictures/30.php
4.http://www.humortop.com/rank/list.html
5.http://www.thefunnysites.com/
6.http://www.allfunnypictures.com/links.htm
i think all these will fulfil you criteria.
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2006-08-04 09:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by Jayanta K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about you look at them links of them disgusting videos that you posted on here yesterday...that should cheer you up!!
2006-08-04 09:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by Littleme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we have a dog like yours called Rollie.. there is a pic of us on my 360, we were in the IOM
2006-08-04 09:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by BackMan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.koreus.com/media/smart-bird.html http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html http://peekvid.com/ http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=8811551493740102634 watch the first link very funny
2006-08-04 09:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋